Category: knock-knock

Knock KnockWho’s there?Yukon!Yukon who?Yukom say that again!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Jess!Jess who?I give up, who?

Knock KnockWho’s there?Okra!Okra who?Okra Winfrey!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey, open door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it’s cold in here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Twyla!
Twyla who?
Twyla light of the Gods!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Typhoid!
Typhoid who?
Typhoid that song before!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Forbes!
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ford!
Ford who?
Ford he’s a jolly good fellow!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Foster!
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time let me in!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
France!
France who?
France of the family!

Ok, so this isn’t really a knock knock joke but who cares? anyway here it is.
here’s a really good tip:
never spit or pee into the wind.

Knock KnockWho’s there?Parton!Parton who?Parton my French!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Zeke!Zeke who?Zeke and you shall find!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Virtue!Virtue who?Virtue get those big blue eyes!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ginny!Ginny who!Ginny a kiss!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Dimension!Dimension who?Dimension it!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Marietta!Marietta who?Marietta whole cake!