A blonde walks into a grocery store one day and tells the Cashier “UMM sir, your um soda machine is broken” The cashier says ” Oh well that is odd i just got a soda from there. Well what seems to be the problem?” The blonde says “Well my quarters wont fit into the machine no matter which way i turn them!” Puzzled the cashier askes the blonde to show him what she is talking about. She said ” O.K. i got four quarters from my purse.” The Cashier says, “ok” then she continues, “i tried to put them in under where it said “insert dollar here” like this, but see they just dont fit!!!”
A blonde goes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!”
She touched her shoulder, and it hurt. She touched her leg, and it hurt. She touched her neck, and it hurt.
The doctor looked at her and said, “Your finger is broken.”
there are 3 blondes and they are aruging because there are markings on the path and the 1st blonde says “i think they are deer tracks”” and the 2nd blonde said “”i think they are bird tracks”” and the 3rd blonde says “” i think they are rabbit tracks”” they were still discussing this when a train hit them!!
Q. What is the difference between a
blonde a rooster?
A. The rooster goes cockadoodle
and the blonde
goes any cock ‘ill do.
There is a bus load of people on a bus that just came from a track meet. They were driving down the road and they got a hole in the tire and they stopped and got out. The blonde got out and seen the hole was on the top of the tire and asked how do you get a hole on top of the tire?
There stood two blondes, one on each side of a river.
The blonde on the East bank yelled across “Hey, How do you get to the
other side of the river?”
The blonde on the West bank looked up river, then down river then yelled
back her reply “You are on the other side of the river!”
A blonde lady and a man are in an elevator. The blonde obviously
just ending a hard day of work and says, “T.G.I.F.”
The man sort of laughing and says, “S.H.I.T.”
The lady frusrated says again, “T.G.I.F.”
Again the man says, “S.H.I.T.”
The lady turns to the man and says, “How dare you swear in the
presence of a lady! T.G.I.F.; thank god it’s friday.”
The man turns to her and says, “I wasn’t swearing! S.H.I.T.; sorry
honey it’s thursday.”
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature”. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it? She thought for some time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
whats the diffrence between and an ironing board the blondes legs are easier too open
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months