Betsy Sue Jim Bob was walking down the street when she noticed her grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing?’ she exclaimed.
The old ma looked off in the distance without answering.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?’ she asked again.
The old man slowly looked at her and said, ‘Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s idea.