Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?A: Open the door put the elephant in and close the doorQ: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?A: Open the door take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the doorQ: If there is an animal meeting and every single animal is going to be there except for one, which one would it be?A: The giraffe, It’s still stuck in the FridgeQ: If you had to get across a swamp and it was full of crocodiles how would you do it?A: Just swim across, The crocodiles are at the animal meeting.
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl’s feet.”What’s this,” she asked.”Taste it,” he replied, “If you like it, I’ll give you a whole one!”
I work at an ISP doing tech support. The most common question I get are
from “hillbilly” callers. Most of them don’t know that they are even
connected…. On the bright side a few of them do…only to *sigh*
comment, “I got a really fast connection, but I thought there was so much
more to the Internet than this damn clock.”
My favorite has been from former AOL users, “I’ve been watching this clock
ticking for about an hour and a half and nothing has happened yet!”
Knock KnockWho’s there?Marvin!Marvin who?Marvin I wonderful!
why did michal jackson walk in to walmart? because he her kids pants were half off.
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4. 1 to screw in the bulb, and 3 to be supportive.
Q: How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
A: You cut the rope!
“According to the Associated Press, there’s a rumor that Saddam Hussein is now
hiding weapons in schools. When asked why, Saddam said, because a school is the
last place President Bush will look.”
Why was the blonde late for work?
Because the stop sign never said go.
Self starters…will not.
Why did Bill get into this problem?
He didn’t know that harass was one word.
If you lift bin Laden’s turban do you know what you will find?
You would find his butt. You know why? He is a butt head!!