Dos cazadores van de caza

Dos cazadores van de caza por la selva. De pronto se encuentran en un llano y oyen un rugido ensordecedor a sus espaldas. Se dan la vuelta y aparece ante ellos un gorila descomunal.

Mientras uno de los cazadores carga apresudaramente su rifle, observa perplejo que el otro est� sentado cambi�ndose las botas por unas zapatillas de deporte.

Ante esta actitud, el primero le advierte que as� no va a matar al gorila, a lo que el otro le contesta:

“Seguro que no le voy a matar, �pero voy a correr m�s r�pido que t�!”

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Car Accident

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were
all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they
arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred
and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what
happened. �Well,� said the American, �I remember the crash, and then there was a
beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the
gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to
die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So of course
I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was
back here.”
“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other
two?”
“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price
and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”

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Pick your sport carefully.

After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences.

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is:
Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is:
Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is:
Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become!

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Viagrallium

With the immense popularity of Viagra it’s not surprising that the company has now started to produce versions of the drug for specific groups of customers:

Viagra Lite: For people who only want to masturbate.

Viagrallium: A mix of Viagra and Vallium: if you don’t get to fuck, then you don’t give a fuck.

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