Jokes tagged as Yo Mama

Yo mama so Fat

Yo mama so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper...

Yo mama so fat.. tripped

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th....

Yo mama so fat... George Washington

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....

Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border....

yo mama so stupid

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone....

yo mama so ugly... blind..

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry....

yo mama so old... tits

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!...

yo mama so fat.. band..

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!...

yo mama so fat.. drivers license

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."...

yo mama is so fat... driveway

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway....

yo mama is so fat.. neck

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs....

Yo mama in an elevator

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down....

yo mama is so fat.. shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....

yo mama is so fat.. lost

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...

yo mama is so fat... restaurant

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....

yo mama so stupid.. juice

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!...

yo mama so stupid.. . refund

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!...

Yo mama is so fat.....website

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website....

your mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping....

Yo mamma so fat... elevater

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down....