Jokes tagged as Yo Mama

Yo mama's house is so dirty

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...

Yo mama's head so large

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar....

Yo mama's hair is so short

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ...

Yo mama is so short

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers li...

You Mama's So Hairy...

- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

- Yo mama's so hairy, Bi...

Yo Momma so nasty

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - ...

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Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...

Your Momma\'s So Fat..

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale....

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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon....

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."...

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras...

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her....

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook....

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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died....

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up...

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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"...

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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!...

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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too...

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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!...

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!...