Jokes tagged as Yo Mama

Yo mama's head so large

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar....

Yo mama's hair is so short

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ...

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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon....

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."...

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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck...

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras...

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her....

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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died....

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up...

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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"...

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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!...

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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too...

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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!...

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!...

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner....

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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS....

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Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!...

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!...

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch...

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant....