Jokes tagged as Work

smart salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a ...

Tickle Me Elmo

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The
personnel manager explains her duties, a...

New Rules For Employment

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you...

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes ho...

A Horoscope For The Workplace

ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the y...

Bill Gates and General Motors

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept...

Blonde Loses Sweet Job

Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She threw away all the "W&W's"...

Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss

TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie

RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood y...

Blonde Welfare

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!...

Braggadocio

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.
"My son," the first one says, "started...

Bring Your Daughter to Work Day

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I ...

Archaeologist

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came fro...

Early dismissal

A big snow storm is heading our way, forecast 8 to 12 inches of snow is going to fall.

The employ...

michelle

Why is there a ride called michelle jackson?

Because it puts ppl on!...

Honest

During a job interview the employer said to the applicant, "For a man with no experience, you are ce...

The Pope and Hillary Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Being no stranger to th...

If she went out with me

A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell ...

There were these three morticians talking about...

There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the child...

Notice To make things easier for all of us

Notice To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices. You ...