Jokes tagged as Work

Insult Collection #3

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undert...

BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY

BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"Dilbert: "Remember you h...

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II

Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III

Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV

Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they w...

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X

MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...

The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...

The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...

Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English...

Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in t...

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...

New Lumberjack

A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...

Downsizing

Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...

Corporate Christmas

***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***************...

What marketing is

Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h...

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went...

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits,...

The Perfect Worker

The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub...

Play the Office Game

Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game...

Application rejections

Baxter Conners
Vice President
Company 203
203 Wall St.
New York, NY 10015

Dear Mr. Conners,
...