Jokes tagged as Work

smart salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a ...

Tickle Me Elmo

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The
personnel manager explains her duties, a...

Archaeologist

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came fro...

Early dismissal

A big snow storm is heading our way, forecast 8 to 12 inches of snow is going to fall.

The employ...

michelle

Why is there a ride called michelle jackson?

Because it puts ppl on!...

Honest

During a job interview the employer said to the applicant, "For a man with no experience, you are ce...

The Pope and Hillary Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Being no stranger to th...

If she went out with me

A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell ...

There were these three morticians talking about...

There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the child...

Cheap widow

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husb...

If...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delight...

A Blonde Job Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, c...

Real classified ads 02

These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.
...

Real advertisements 01

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Los...

The Raffle Ticket

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his...

The Lumberjack...

A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberj...

More Office Wisdom...

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

After any salary raise, yo...

What a bonehead!

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qual...

Late For Work

The secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office...