Jokes tagged as Work

There were these three morticians talking about...

There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi...

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the child...

If...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delight...

Helping To Clean The Dishes

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the fam...

Real classified ads 02

These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.
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The Raffle Ticket

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his...

Got No Ears

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he...

Suffering From Dilutions

Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren...

Burger jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!...

Business jokes

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been ar...

Car and train jokes

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: What ? Go all the way u...

Idiot and fool jokes

My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars....

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...

Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.

"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the...

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him wit...

A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...

A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick a...

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enoug...

So my sister, a natural blond...

So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hu...

A man was being interviewed for a job...

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a...

Rejection Letter Reject

Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well her...