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One day the different parts of the body...

One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The ...

If...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delight...

What is the definition of Agony?

What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....

With all the recent talk of cloning...

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's c...

Another yamamma...

Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of t...

How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style

How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...

Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...

Why did the punk cross the road?

Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....

Sex Statistics

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman....

Writtin in urine

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on th...

15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day

15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of spear.2. Your im...

Growing Wild

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. O...

Bus Driver's Parents

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad w...

Birds and Bees

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?Mother, where d...

Always Been a Doubt

A man is talking to his best friend about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife...

An Hour of Pleasure

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We l...

Cigarette Warnings

Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability...