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Popular guy

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand...

Fleas

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?...

Dirty Birds

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking par...

Dangerous Squirrels

A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first time ever hunting, so he was f...

Clever Doggie

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he no...

Chuckie Chicken

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder...

Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just g...

Bear on a Rampage

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts cha...

Jesus and the Robber

One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagg...

Goodbye To Mother

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi...

Camel Questions

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge...

At The Circus

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int...

Got a headache

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, a...

The Slow Racehorse

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. ...

The Mink Coat

A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady y...

The Hunting Dog

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are ...

Living with the Wolf Man

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. ...

Wittle Wabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do y...

Two Parrots

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they o...

Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary

There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to have a talking ...