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Popular guy

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand...

Fleas

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk or take a dog?...

Celtic Mortality

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk....

Death in the Family

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "Y...

Cheap Beer

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'l...

Selling the Wife

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a ...

Drinking Buddies

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints...

A Round For The House

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...

Bar Joke

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the la...

A Drinking Problem

I have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth......

Extremely Drunk

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat...

Blonde Goes Shopping

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she to...

The Chair

A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a lie, the chair wou...

Bar Chatup

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathe...

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then...

A Message For The Manager

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ba...

2 Drunk Guys

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of cou...

Return the Dog

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had rea...

Cheating Boyfriend

A blonde complained to her friend, "I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he cheats so much I'm not e...

Emergency Kit

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled...