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One day the different parts of the body...

One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The ...

If...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delight...

Shoe shopping

A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sal...

Tombstone Epitaph VI

A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whod...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?...

what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...

Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...

What is the definition of Agony?

What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls....

A lady was in a hardware store looking at...

A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked the store manager how much it w...

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?

What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? - Popeye almost killed him....

Why cannot Frankenstein have children?

Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck....

Why cannot Santa have children?

Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....

How can you identify an blind pirate?

How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes....

With all the recent talk of cloning...

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"...

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I...

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's c...

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan...

Another yamamma...

Another yamamma...Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked her to step out of t...

What would you do if you had a condum with a hole...

What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the othe...