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What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's c...

Growing Wild

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. O...

Bus Driver's Parents

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad w...

Birds and Bees

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?Mother, where d...

An Hour of Pleasure

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We l...

Cigarette Warnings

Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability...

Popular guy

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand...

Grass Sandwich

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were da...

Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and...

Making Love to a Woman

MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. Y...

Math Lesson

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you ar...

Crowded Subway

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly ...

Off to Vegas

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just wh...

Daughters are curious

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakednes...

Tricked Him

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park a...

Making Love To...

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says...

Farmer Joe and his Mule

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking co...

Misbehaving Guide Dog

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's...

Donkey Raffle

Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farm...

Meals on Wheels

Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked bein...