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You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics

You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended ...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son ...

Totally messed up

The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last thr...

One day the different parts of the body...

One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The ...

Poor batman!

A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the ...

A hot meal

Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...

An artist asked the gallery owner...

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...

If...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delight...

A photographer from a well known national magazine...

A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone Nat...

Shoe shopping

A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sal...

Tombstone epitaph II

Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut d...

Tombstone Epitaph IV

Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon ...

Tombstone Epitaph VI

A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whod...

Tombstone Epitaph IX

Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942Looked up the elev...

Tombstone Epitaph X

The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally burnedMar...

Tombstone Epitaph XV

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out of tune....

This day holds a lot of meaning for me...

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years agothat I lost my dear wife and...

What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?

What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed ...

The Answer: A Cockrobin.

The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?...

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef....