Jokes tagged as Travel

International Travellers Bloopers

International Travelers Bloopers

1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.

2. I...

Blonde on Flight

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class se...

Car and train jokes

A Sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a ...

Food jokes

The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

"Here," he said...

Marriage jokes

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was ...

Travel and tourist jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones....

Travel and tourist jokes

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately ...

Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...

Travel and tourist jokes

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a
hot dog vendor and says, "Make...

Travel and tourist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas !...

What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling

What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which a...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...

Room Service

This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...

The Mohel

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...

How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?

Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, over sized travel bag onto the plane. Help...