Jokes tagged as Travel

International Travellers Bloopers

International Travelers Bloopers

1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.

2. I...

Travel and tourist jokes

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and bought a...

Car and train jokes

A Sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a ...

Food jokes

The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

"Here," he said...

Marriage jokes

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was ...

Travel and tourist jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones....

Travel and tourist jokes

A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately ...

Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...

Travel and tourist jokes

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a
hot dog vendor and says, "Make...

Travel and tourist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas !...

What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling

What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which a...

The subway car was packed...

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly...

A businessman boards a flight...

66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous w...

Alaskan tourism

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannou...

Magician and Parrot

Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would...

Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna

Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const...

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists...

The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Di...

Thank you..thank you very much!

Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vac...

Pilot to tower...

Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . an...