Jokes tagged as Travel

Blonde jokes

Hear about the blonde explorer?

She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Saha...

Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...

Travel and tourist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas !...

Travel and tourist jokes

"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rai...

Travel and tourist jokes

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a ...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking...

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...

The Mohel

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...

How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?

Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...

The Zen Master is visiting New York City...

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make...

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...

Helpful advice for travellers

Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...

Fly out of Genoa

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...

Playing tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...

A passenger announcement.

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...

Are you going to take her?

Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?

Vern: Yes, indeed. I ju...

For their 25th wedding anniversary...

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two we...