Jokes tagged as Travel

Travel and tourist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas !...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...

The Mohel

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe...

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...

Helpful advice for travellers

Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...

Fly out of Genoa

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...

Playing tabla

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...

Car Acronyms

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers Insu...

Glazed

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man ...

Far East

Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...

Bad Motel

1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start...