Jokes tagged as Technology

Cat technical support problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cust...

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95. Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run...

Is Windows a Virus?

Is Windows a Virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:

1. They replica...

Software Development Process

Software Development Process

1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team
2) Announce availabi...

Death of Energizer Bunny

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six yea...

U of Berkeley Products

There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX

This is not believed to be a c...

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - Peo...

Redneck Working on Computer

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

10. The monitor is up on blo...

What a bonehead!

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qual...

New Viruses

Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the windo...

Ideal Computer Problem Report Form

In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following qu...

If PCs Were Toasters...

If IBM made toasters ...

They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted...

Upgrading to Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the ne...

E-mail jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc....

Computer jokes

You have just received the "Redneck Virus"!!!

As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here...

Computer jokes

Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work:

Strange... I've never heard about t...

Computer jokes

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...

Oh, wait a minute, he already do...

Computer jokes

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a...

Computer jokes

Dear Boss,

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of ...

Computer jokes

Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work."

Tech Support: "Ok, t...