Jokes tagged as Technology

Cat technical support problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cust...

Is Windows a Virus?

Is Windows a Virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:

1. They replica...

Software Development Process

Software Development Process

1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team
2) Announce availabi...

Death of Energizer Bunny

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six yea...

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - Peo...

Redneck Working on Computer

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

10. The monitor is up on blo...

What a bonehead!

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qual...

AOL/TW Merger.

Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes: ...

Bedtime Prayer of the future

Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep. PC all set to download a file,and send...

New Viruses

Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the windo...

Ideal Computer Problem Report Form

In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following qu...

If PCs Were Toasters...

If IBM made toasters ...

They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted...

Upgrading to Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the ne...

Computer jokes

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...

Oh, wait a minute, he already do...

Computer jokes

Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work."

Tech Support: "Ok, t...

E-mail jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious....

Internet jokes

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off t...

Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic....

Internet jokes

Have you seen www.stickytape.com?

Yes, I can't tear myself away....

Internet jokes

Have you seen www.quicksand.com?

Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet....