Jokes tagged as Technology

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - Peo...

AOL/TW Merger.

Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes: ...

Ideal Computer Problem Report Form

In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following qu...

E-mail jokes

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious....

Humor jokes

Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love ...

Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic....

Internet jokes

You're a big Internet fan aren't you?

Yes - it's becoming a habit!...

Space jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t....

Time jokes

The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'w...

Company buzz words

New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's...

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why ...

If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...

Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans

At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These...

If Apple ran Christmas...

It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not ...

Operating systems as beers

DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions careful...

You have an Internet addiction when . . .

You kiss your girlfriend's home page.

A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good d...

Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)

Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yest...

What movies teach us

COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:

As depicted in movies, Word processors never display a cursor. You never...

Customer support logs

Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee:

Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; ma...

If Microsoft built cars

Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:

1. A Particular model year of car...

Purchasing furniture

I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I...