Jokes tagged as Students

How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early....

Everything we need

A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so...

Little Johnny and Venus Statue

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?"

"The art...

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your pla...

ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.

Students: ABCDEFGHIJK...

No Oranges

Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?

Son: I don't know, bec...

Mother's Milk

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is:

"Name the three best adv...

Aviation jokes

Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, ...

College jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cu...

College jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!...

College jokes

Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in...

College jokes

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the f...

Humor jokes

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running wate...

Internet jokes

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off t...

Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.

Teacher: What...

School jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...

School jokes

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I didn't do it because I did...

School jokes

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Excep...

School jokes

Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...

School jokes

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a...