Jokes tagged as Students

Farts With Lumps

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

Little Johnny repl...

Little johnny at school 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a quest...

Discovering America

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.

Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tel...

Business jokes

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different...

College jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !...

School jokes

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I...

School jokes

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

"Your name on...

School jokes

TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?

Stella: That's what I say, what's t...

School jokes

Father: Well Son, how are your exam results?

Son: They're under water

Father: What do you mean...

School jokes

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?

Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!...

School jokes

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be ...

Time jokes

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a...

First Aid Course

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help ...