Jokes tagged as Students

How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early....

Everything we need

A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so...

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your pla...

Itchy

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his cro...

ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.

Students: ABCDEFGHIJK...

Little Johnny's Lessson

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarten teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do wa...

Don't Erase This

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis'...

No Oranges

Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?

Son: I don't know, bec...

Mother's Milk

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is:

"Name the three best adv...

Bad boy

One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to h...

Aviation jokes

Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, ...

Bird jokes

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss....

Children jokes

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist'...

College jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cu...

College jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!...

Dead and dying jokes

"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "

'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wi...

Humor jokes

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running wate...

Internet jokes

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off t...

Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.

Teacher: What...

School jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...