Jokes tagged as Students

Farts With Lumps

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

Little Johnny repl...

Little johnny at school 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a quest...

Discovering America

A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.

Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tel...

College jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !...

School jokes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?

Because there are...

School jokes

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Our furnace stopped working a...

School jokes

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

"Your name on...

School jokes

TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?

Stella: That's what I say, what's t...

School jokes

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did, I shook my head

Teacher: You don't expect me ...

School jokes

Father: Well Son, how are your exam results?

Son: They're under water

Father: What do you mean...

School jokes

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?

Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!...

Time jokes

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a...

First Aid Course

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help ...

Dad, can you write in the dark?

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLV...

We have new babies

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister t...