Jokes tagged as Sports

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Q: What do you call 32 Kentucky Wildcat fans in one room?

A: A full set of teeth!...

Exercise While Pregnant

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The ...

Bengals

Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?
Because they couldn...

Ready for some Football?

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and sa...

A Round of Golf

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he ...

Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!

At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an ex...

Tee Time!

A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voic...

Carpooling

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child...

Magic Johnson on rollerblades...

What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?

ROLLAIDS!...

Where Do We Play?

Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record: "We can't win at h...

Drunk Cheerleader

Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard...

Snow Boarding For the Young

When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you'v...

The Kowalski

The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sport...

Boxing Referee

And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, ...

Mexican Olympians

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers ...

Golf Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses...

Blind Golf?

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, sli...

Stand up nuts!

The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a b...

Dead and dying jokes

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty s...

Military jokes

Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good q...