Jokes tagged as Sports

A bunch of blonde jokes...woo-hoo!

What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Why do blondes have ...

Where Do We Play?

Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record: "We can't win at h...

Drunk Cheerleader

Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard...

Blind Golf?

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, sli...

Religious jokes

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam sto...

Sport jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!...

Sport jokes

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!...

Sport jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!...

Sport jokes

Ref: I'm sending you off

Player: What for?

Ref: The rest of the match!...

Sport jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!...

Sport jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same?

The changing rooms!...

Sport jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long r...

Sport jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!...

Sport jokes

Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.

"I'll do anything for 3 points...

Sport jokes

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He fi...

Sport jokes

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much c...

Sport jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?
Ince pies !...

Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !...

Sport jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was...

Sport jokes

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been w...