Jokes tagged as Sports

Sport jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?
Ince pies !...

Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !...

Sport jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was...

Sport jokes

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been w...

Sport jokes

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the ...

It finally happened

A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint P...

The strength of youth

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He fig...

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

They're only good for one period and have no second string...

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying ...

What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs....

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst ou...

Taking the final exam

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on...

Heaven playing sports

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be play...

The NFL team names

NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually...

Do at a bowling alley

Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavi...

Question answer 07

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's ...

Religious battle golf

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leade...