Jokes tagged as Sports

Da Bears

Why is Chicago called the Windy City?

Because the Bears blow!...

Heaven and hell jokes

Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all th...

Sport jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!...

Sport jokes

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!...

Sport jokes

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!...

Sport jokes

Ref: I'm sending you off

Player: What for?

Ref: The rest of the match!...

Sport jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?
Ince pies !...

Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !...

Sport jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was...

Sport jokes

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been w...

Sport jokes

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the ...

It finally happened

A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint P...

The strength of youth

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He fig...

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

They're only good for one period and have no second string...

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying ...

What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs....

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst ou...

Is he a good dentist?

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures...

Golfing with an older man

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He fi...

The amazing golf ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to h...