Jokes tagged as Situation

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I won...

Out of Paper!

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap...

The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding

"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that ...

Rejected Hallmark Cards

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good...

A yard sale

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...

Taking measures

"Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...

A customer walks into a pharmacy...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a sho...

On a cross-country bus trip...

On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy due to motion sickness. She make he...

Stolen Car

Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...

A closer call

The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...

Embarrassing moments

Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...

You tell me!

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...

Discovering too late that a...

Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheo...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip...

The Barber Shop

The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom...

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and ...

A rookie police officer was assigned...

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came o...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...