Jokes tagged as Situation

Rejected Hallmark Cards

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good...

A yard sale

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...

Stolen Car

Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...

A closer call

The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...

You tell me!

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy...

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chie...

Hair spray

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swer...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around...

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...

Gimme some aspirin!

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting head...

Ballroom please!

This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front ...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball. Seeing no one around that ...

Buy me bras!

"Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...

It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...

It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency, were traveling together through...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...

Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...

Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who t...