Jokes tagged as Situation

Wile E. Coyote

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme garbage, why didn't he just buy dinner?...

Doctor's Notes 8

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I won...

Low Sperm Count

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar an...

Out of Paper!

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap...

51 Ways to Annoy Everybody

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting f...

The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding

"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that ...

I\'d Love To But...(Pt II)

More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to. I'D LOVE T...

More Wonderments!

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what col...

Learning to be tactful.

A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a...

Great Singer

From Reader's Digest, June 1992:
I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings c...

12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over

12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a...

Bath jokes

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?

One is ru...

Elephant jokes

What's grey but turns red ?

An embarrassed elephant !...

Sport jokes

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excelle...

A man decided to have a face lift...

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about t...

A yard sale

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...

Taking measures

"Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...

A customer walks into a pharmacy...

A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...