Jokes tagged as Situation

Wile E. Coyote

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme garbage, why didn't he just buy dinner?...

Stress

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet....

Doctor's Notes 8

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?

I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I won...

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were ...

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?"

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Low Sperm Count

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar an...

Out of Paper!

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap...

51 Ways to Annoy Everybody

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting f...

The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding

"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that ...

I\'d Love To But...(Pt II)

More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to. I'D LOVE T...

More Wonderments!

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what col...

Learning to be tactful.

A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a...

Great Singer

From Reader's Digest, June 1992:
I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings c...

12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over

12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a...

Salesmen jokes

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people w...

Answer me this jokes

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open somewh...

Bath jokes

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?

One is ru...

Sport jokes

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excelle...

37 mating positions

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...