Jokes tagged as Situation

A yard sale

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems...

Stolen Car

Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...

A closer call

The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...

You tell me!

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...

Hair spray

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swer...

Buy me bras!

"Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I t...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ...

Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up...

Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari...

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who t...

Mary was having an affair during the day while...

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed...

A guy's on the electric chair...

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's...

Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...

Ten pounds of pride

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...

Is this her first?..

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"

The nurse s...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife...

A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ...

Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...

Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathi...

Reading time

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...