Jokes tagged as Sex

impotent loser

Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?

A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up....

10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies....

Gold Medalist

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's...

Mars and Venus

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have ...

Chocolate is better than sex!

1. You can GET chocolate.

2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate...

Adam & Eve make a choice!

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...

Turnaround is fair play!

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he final...

Colors of Your Sex

If your favorite color is:

RED
Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy...

Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.

"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from ana...

Smiling Snowman

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block....

Why Women Close Eyes During Sex

Why does a woman close her eyes when she's having sex?

Because no woman ever wants to see a man e...

What's An Orgasm?

What's an orgasm, mom?

I don't know, dear...ask your father....

Surgical Error

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his...

Kinky Sex

There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't...

The lazy hubby

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the li...

The Lady with no legs or arms.

A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying ...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really s...

Dirty jokes

A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".

The husband asks for sex....

Dirty jokes

Why is sex like a game of bridge?

You don't need a partner if you have a good hand....

Dirty jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant....