Jokes tagged as Sex

Gold Medalist

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's...

Lover's Lane

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 1...

Mars and Venus

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have ...

Adam & Eve make a choice!

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...

The New Priest

A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins ...

Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.

"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from ana...

Blonde screen door

Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike?

A:The harder you bang them the looser they get....

Surgical Error

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his...

Sexercises

An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was...

New Virgin

A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since she was not, she went to a...

The Wish.....

There was this boy that lived with his mother. One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom a...

Dirty jokes

One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen,...

Dirty jokes

A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge ...

Men jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?

A: It changes their blood type....

Blondes dumb?!?!?

After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a ma...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is ...

An old lady owned two monkeys...

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxidermist. "So you ...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...

A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they set...

The three stages of sex in marriage.

The tri stages of sex in marriage

1.Tri-weekly
2.Try-weekly
3.Try-weakly...

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. T...