Jokes tagged as Science

The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives...

You are under arrest!

A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...

I'm a Fun-gi!

There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to th...

Star Wars Vs Star Trek

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE

10) In the...

How Specs Live Forever

The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedi...

The Kowalski

The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sport...

Biologist jokes

A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a dist...

Hair and bald jokes

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton....

Monster jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache....

School jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Sam: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Bark, Sam...

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As...

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by...

Safest Way to Drive

Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghab...

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric ...

English is a Crazy Language

English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet's face it -- English is a crazy la...

Night Before Christmas

Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ...

Is There a Santa Claus?

Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromt...

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)...

Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin...

Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...