Jokes tagged as Science

Beetle Experiment

One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experi...

You are under arrest!

A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...

Two Molecules

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "...

Monster jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache....

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As...

Science alert

Science alert

Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men: a woman...

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric ...

English is a Crazy Language

English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet's face it -- English is a crazy la...

Night Before Christmas

Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ...

Is There a Santa Claus?

Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help fromt...

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes

If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)...

Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin...

Speaking of spelling, here's a news bulletin ........ The European Commission has just announced a...

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon...

Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, "I wish I had chest hair like you" So the next...

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hyd...

Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...

scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms o...

New scientific theories I

New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Ju...

New scientific theories III

New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize th...

New scientific theories V

New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is abso...

New scientific theories VI

New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and w...

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came f...