Jokes tagged as Science

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were ...

I'm a Fun-gi!

There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to th...

Star Wars Vs Star Trek

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE

10) In the...

How Specs Live Forever

The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedi...

The Kowalski

The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sport...

Ant jokes

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?

Albert Antstein !...

Biologist jokes

A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a dist...

Hair and bald jokes

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton....

Monster jokes

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache....

School jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Sam: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Bark, Sam...

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As...

What's the definition of AIDS?

What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don't have balls....

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?

What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away....

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?

What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to...

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised las...

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by...

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colo...

Safest Way to Drive

Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghab...

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric ...