Jokes tagged as School

Blonde in College

A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He take...

Itchy

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his cro...

The class reunion!

A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very c...

Caught napping...try this one!

Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one. Guaranteed to work! Just pick your head ...

The best memory.

Three guys are debating who has the best memory.

First guy says, "I can remember the first day ...

Turnaround is fair play!

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he final...

ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.

Students: ABCDEFGHIJK...

No Oranges

Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?

Son: I don't know, bec...

Bad boy

One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to h...

Bath jokes

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of t...

Biologist jokes

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, ...

Children jokes

Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.

Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If ...

Children jokes

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class....

Children jokes

Mother: Let me see your report son.

Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been ...

College jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cu...

College jokes

On what kind of ships do students study?

Scholarships....

College jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen....

Idiot and fool jokes

A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. ...

Insect jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !...

Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.

Teacher: What...