Jokes tagged as School

The class reunion!

A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very c...

The best memory.

Three guys are debating who has the best memory.

First guy says, "I can remember the first day ...

Little johnny at school 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a quest...

Biologist jokes

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, ...

Children jokes

Mother: Let me see your report son.

Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been ...

Ethnic jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow....

Insect jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !...

Old age jokes

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fir...

School jokes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?

Because there are...

School jokes

Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?

Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith...

School jokes

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Our furnace stopped working a...

School jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

You mean you need to sleep at home too!...

School jokes

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

"Your name on...

School jokes

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big he...

School jokes

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem....

School jokes

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did, I shook my head

Teacher: You don't expect me ...

School jokes

Be sure that you go straight home after school

I can't, I live just round the corner !...

School jokes

Playing truant from school is like a credit card

Fun now, pay later !...

School jokes

TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?

Stella: That's what I say, what's t...

School jokes

How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !...