Jokes tagged as School

Itchy

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his cro...

The class reunion!

A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very c...

The best memory.

Three guys are debating who has the best memory.

First guy says, "I can remember the first day ...

ABC's

Student: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.

Students: ABCDEFGHIJK...

No Oranges

Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?

Son: I don't know, bec...

Bad boy

One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to h...

Weather jokes

'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job
do you think you'll get ...

I'm a Werewolf?

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut ...

Bath jokes

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of t...

Children jokes

Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.

Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If ...

Children jokes

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class....

College jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cu...

College jokes

On what kind of ships do students study?

Scholarships....

Internet jokes

Teacher: What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.

Teacher: What...

Old age jokes

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fir...

School jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...

School jokes

An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I didn't do it because I did...

School jokes

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Excep...

School jokes

Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!...

School jokes

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a...