Jokes tagged as School

Little johnny at school 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a quest...

Biologist jokes

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, ...

Children jokes

Mother: Let me see your report son.

Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been ...

Idiot and fool jokes

A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's d...

Parent jokes

Mrs. Fillmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his hist...

School jokes

Why were you late?

Sorry, teacher, I overslept.

You mean you need to sleep at home too!...

School jokes

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

"Your name on...

School jokes

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big he...

School jokes

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem....

School jokes

Playing truant from school is like a credit card

Fun now, pay later !...

School jokes

TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?

Stella: That's what I say, what's t...

School jokes

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be ...

School jokes

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?

Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines!...

School jokes

Father: Well Son, how are your exam results?

Son: They're under water

Father: What do you mean...

School jokes

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd Fe...

School jokes

Teacher: Name two pronouns ?

Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

Time jokes

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a...