Jokes tagged as Religious

Sleeping Butt

There were two old women sitting at church. One of the ladies leaned over to her friend and said, "...

The Pope and Hillary Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Being no stranger to th...

What causes people to have arthritis?

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...

What Does God look Like

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored cra...

Little Johnny is coming home from the store...

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...

How do they do it?

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?

Most satisfactory!...

How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?

A: They put parking meters on the roof!...

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up."Your names aren't o...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ...

Christmas and Hanukkah Merger

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a pr...

Adultery

An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13...

Drunk and Arthritis

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's ...

A Rainbow of Devotion

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender...

Dealing with a lawyer

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ...

Letter to God

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up an...

Chapter Eleven

Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The...

Itchy

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his cro...

Dirty Dishes!

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners. When he sat down at the table, he noticed ...

The Rabbi's Advice

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seri...

Be Proud of Me Prayer!

Dear Heavenly Father,

I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't g...