Jokes tagged as Religious

What Does God look Like

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored cra...

How do they do it?

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?

Most satisfactory!...

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...

St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up."Your names aren't o...

A historical example

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was a rabbi, if they could d...

Drunk and Arthritis

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's ...

The Rabbi's Advice

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seri...

Be Proud of Me Prayer!

Dear Heavenly Father,

I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't g...

Be

A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he belongs to. The man tells him a...

Can you pay the bill?

A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went we...

The Mummy!

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy...

Not a good comparison!

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they coul...

More cool bumper stickers!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's too much blood in my alcohol sy...

The New Priest

A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins ...

Nun on a date

What does a nun wear on a date?

A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose....

Guru and Novacaine

Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?

He wanted to transcend dental medi...

Two Nuns On Bicycle

Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this ...

Christ Not Polish

Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?

Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!...

Coffee Klatch

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a pri...

The new nun

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he...

You know you\'re in the wrong church when...

TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH

10. The church bus has gun racks.

9. The church s...