Jokes tagged as Religious

BANG!

What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop?

An Amish drive by s...

Apple jokes

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go in pairs !...

The Pope took a philosophy professor...

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drif...

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...

A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and...

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....

Three Nuns

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room ...

I can not lie...

A Distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask...

Priest and a Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,...