Jokes tagged as Relationships

Please Save Her!

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim...

The chicken/road across history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?:

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious...

Top 10 rejection lines

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a br...

Divorce jokes

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a...

Marriage jokes

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.

Every month the centerfold is...

Marriage jokes

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.

Now I catch her in my pockets....

Marriage jokes

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon?

ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and deb...

Men jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't afford a wa...

Men jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower....

Weather jokes

Fred: I'm sure I'm right.

Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!...

Birth of a Candy Bar

Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss ...

A loving couple

Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above t...

Better than Sex

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmon...

Saintly Naivete

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to wo...

Love thy Neighbor

The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door t...

What Trip?

One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives ...

Have to

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up ...

Orgasmic Problems

The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-m...

Made for each other

A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him t...

Simple Curiosity

My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective t...