Jokes tagged as Relationships

Going Down French Style!

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic ...

The chicken/road across history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?:

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious...

Some time after their bitter divorce...

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic...

The Ring

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of...

Pecuniary reasons

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow hav...

Nothing changed

On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her f...

One of two reasons

I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one...

The American in Hong Kong...

The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. "Get this..." he chuckl...

Who exactly are we kidding?

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in m...

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nit...

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...

I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and the...

Why is it better?..

Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost...

Three different kinds of sex

Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of s...

How to be a Good Wife

How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950's high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. P...

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't afford a washing...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....

The doctor had just completed his examination...

The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty."I would suggest to yo...

On their first night to be together...

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of t...

Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love

Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafte...

I have got trouble with the wife again...

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her numb...