Jokes tagged as Relationships

Organic Baby

A farmer claim his eggs are organic eggs, so the price is higher than the regular one.

The FDA of...

Ice Cube

Two men were sitting at a bar and staring into their drinks. One guy got a curious look on his face...

Very hostile farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of hor...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...

Valentine Day Story

John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of peo...

Before it starts...

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television,...

Her Age

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. Af...

Why do men die first

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries.. But, now we know.

If you put a woma...

Pick up line

Q.What's the best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line?

A.Get in the truck!...

Exercise While Pregnant

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The ...

Please Save Her!

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim...

I\'d Love To But...(Pt II)

More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to. I'D LOVE T...

Eternal Marriage

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple...

Oh boy!

The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."

Her friend says, "You shoul...

Who needs women

A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other sh...

Putting it in.

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."
...

Recycling

A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, l...

African Missionary

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?...

Definition of a Wife!

Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker...

Man Need

A man can actually cater to a woman's every need, so long as all that she wants is to have sex, go t...