Jokes tagged as Redneck

12 days of christmas

Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
10 Copenhagen
9...

red neck on the jury

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out ...

Cajun Pregnancy

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. ...

Family Reunion

You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend....

A Sack Full of Chickens

One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shou...

Arkansas: It's A Wild Place

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

They would just tell the women to try another br...

Bamming in 'Bama

What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama?
Relative humidity...

Bar... Alabama

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and...

Delete Me

A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met.
...

Not true

Q: What do you call 32 Kentucky Wildcat fans in one room?

A: A full set of teeth!...

Dental Hygenes

Q. Where was toothpaste invented?

A. Alabama—anywhere else it would be called "teeth paste."...

Divorce

Q. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

A. Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer...

Redneck's last words

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"...

Still in the family

You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws....

Redneck centerpeice

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a ...

Star bangled banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start...

You might be a redneck if... rich relative

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it....

You might be a redneck if... in bed

You've ever used lard in bed....

You might be a redneck if... meat

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre....

You might be a redneck if... girlfriend

You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass....