Jokes tagged as Political

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

"Sheep don't talk, my friend."...

Daylight Savings Time Reform

Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform
Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.ph...

If...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delight...

Only in America...

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America......

Libertarians & Anarchists

What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians? Libertarians are anarchists with money. ...

Difference between Malaysia and USA

Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?

A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob ...

Strong Britain

-What makes Britain so strong?

-It's the two-party system. One big party on every Friday and ano...

Clinton jokes

Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?

A: It is a lot more expensive than...

Clinton jokes

Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?

A: When he married out...

Dirty jokes

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know...

Heaven and hell jokes

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates.

"Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
...

Political jokes

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.

Republicans do ...

Political jokes

Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

De...

Political jokes

It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy....

New Chemical Element Discovered

New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...

A survey of American women...

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, ...

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship...

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Impro...

A bumper sticker

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: "Re-elect President Gore in 2000"...

Democrats on the front porch

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...