Jokes tagged as Political

five surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeo...

Bush

The only Bush I trust is my own....

The Pope and Hillary Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Being no stranger to th...

Made in Canada

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" ...

Iraqi tv-guide

Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBe...

Russian War College

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...

Taliban Tank

How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it...

Campaign Slogans for George W

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 ...

Abortion Bill

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!...

Hillary and Bill at baseball game

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. ...

Family Jewels

Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and...

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinne...

Bush's Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet th...

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They c...

What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s

Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool....

Clinton and the Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know....

The 10 Commandments in Ebonics

1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don...

I want to become a politician

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've...

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know...

Stupid Funny Quotes

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow ast...