Jokes tagged as Political

Libertarians & Anarchists

What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians? Libertarians are anarchists with money. ...

Democrats on the front porch

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my hou...

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -- Sign of our times

Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual...

Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"

Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come...

Next US President

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next Presiden...

BUY YUGO WAR BONDS

BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes ov...

Fairy tales

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replie...

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him...

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I c...

Ghosts in a White House

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what i...

Definition of politics

Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures...

Save the country

A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency ...

The Hillary's room

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's t...

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school....

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!...

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader...

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical...

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furio...

What has four asses?

What has four asses?

Eight half assed politicians....

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school...

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking h...