Jokes tagged as Police

Driving home very drunk

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a sta...

What's in the bag?

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer wa...

Do you know where you were going?

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

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The Police Officer's Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred, they were all o...

Don't say this to a cop

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless you...

Swerve to avoid a box

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. S...

Dealing with criminals

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wif...

Partner takes vacation

Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.8. He w...

New person in prison

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years...

Catching the shoplifter

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen,...

He's drunk at the bar

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At ...

Dealing with a juggler

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in...

Should have glasses

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be we...

The reason for running

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until...

Rookie is on the job

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call ...

Undercover detective

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why ar...

The new CIA agents

Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through a...

Policemen in Heaven

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do...

Charged for speeding

A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the s...

Don't arrest the judge

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former l...