Jokes tagged as Police

He's drunk at the bar

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At ...

Don't arrest the judge

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former l...

Knitting and driving

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts ou...

Stuck under a bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Be...

Identify the problem

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered t...

The animal's warning

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer,...

Police jokes

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No," says the cop.
"What ...

Police jokes

What did the police
officer say to his
stomach?
I've got you under a vest....