Jokes tagged as Police

Driving home very drunk

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a sta...

The Police Officer's Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred, they were all o...

What's in the bag?

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer wa...

Do you know where you were going?

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

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Don't say this to a cop

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless you...

Swerve to avoid a box

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. S...

Dealing with criminals

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wif...

Partner takes vacation

Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.8. He w...

New person in prison

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years...

Wife helps out the cop

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pro...

Catching the shoplifter

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen,...

He's drunk at the bar

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At ...

Getting a new deputy

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the ...

Working in the garden

A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the ba...

Catch a drunk driver

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pas...

Lost far from a home

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite pol...

Dealing with a juggler

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in...

Should have glasses

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be we...

The reason for running

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until...

Rookie is on the job

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call ...