Jokes tagged as Police

He's drunk at the bar

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At ...

Should have glasses

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be we...

Undercover detective

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why ar...

Don't arrest the judge

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former l...

Debate the stop sign

A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining th...

Knitting and driving

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts ou...

Criminal steals lumber

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for ye...

New Miranda rights

1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.

2. Should you d...

You're back again?

The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""You...

Stuck under a bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Be...

Stopping the hillbilly

This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.

"You got any I.D....

Identify the problem

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered t...

The animal's warning

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer,...

Obey the speed limit

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a...

Touring Washington

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unf...

Inspecting the truck

A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a...

Purchasing the brain

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor sa...

Tell what happened

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...

Honey, I have a headache...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and...

You are under arrest!

A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...