A farmer claim his eggs are organic eggs, so the price is higher than the regular one.
The FDA of...
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.
Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary: Yes, sh...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored cra...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She sud...
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty...
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up an...
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. Ab...
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in t...
Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their ki...
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.
Dumb...
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child...
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was respons...
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "M...
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they coul...
Some things I've learned from my children:
Super glue "is" forever.
No matter how much Jell-O ...