Jokes tagged as Parenting

Organic Baby

A farmer claim his eggs are organic eggs, so the price is higher than the regular one.

The FDA of...

Mom, I'm pregnant!

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...

What Does God look Like

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored cra...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...

Missy in heat

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take Missy for a walk. Her mom said no, that Missy wa...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

A Woman's Experience With Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...

Baby Turtle

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. Ab...

Mom's Dictionary

Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.

Dumb...

Things learned from children...

Some things I've learned from my children:

Super glue "is" forever.

No matter how much Jell-O ...

Proud father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that h...

Mom Before Date

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?

A: If you're not in bed by 12, ...

Little Johnny Sees Them Naked

Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend. Being an old school gal, bathing Little John...

The Little Boy Who Was Stomping

One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees. When his father came out ...

Keeps Her Youth

How does an older woman keep her youth?

By giving him money!...

Disposition To Have Children

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary. Which is tantamount to saying: If your par...

Question On Breastfeeding

While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came ...

How much to get married

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied...

A Mother Cow

What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?

"Decafinated"...

Be nice to your kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....