Jokes tagged as Parenting

What Does God look Like

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored cra...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She sud...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

A Woman's Experience With Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...

It's A Man's World

This could be considered THE ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. ...

Pregnant Daughter

The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was respons...

Not a good comparison!

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who was a minister, if they coul...

Things learned from children...

Some things I've learned from my children:

Super glue "is" forever.

No matter how much Jell-O ...

A new car.

One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.

"What are you doing, the ki...

Mom Before Date

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?

A: If you're not in bed by 12, ...

Little Johnny Sees Them Naked

Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend. Being an old school gal, bathing Little John...

The Little Boy Who Was Stomping

One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees. When his father came out ...

Polish Couple

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that...

Keeps Her Youth

How does an older woman keep her youth?

By giving him money!...

Don't Pee In the Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows,"...

Disposition To Have Children

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary. Which is tantamount to saying: If your par...

Question On Breastfeeding

While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came ...

A Mother Cow

What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?

"Decafinated"...

Dump trucks and fat ladies!

A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The...

Leroys

A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance and he was re...