Jokes tagged as Parenting

Organic Baby

A farmer claim his eggs are organic eggs, so the price is higher than the regular one.

The FDA of...

Mom, I'm pregnant!

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...

Preventive medicine belief

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

Doctor: Oh, really?

Mary: Yes, sh...

What Does God look Like

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored cra...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

Letter to God

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up an...

A Woman's Experience With Children

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children th...

Baby Turtle

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. Ab...

Real Mothers...

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.

Real Mothers know that their ki...

Mom's Dictionary

Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.

Dumb...

Carpooling

For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child...

Maid to order!

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "M...

Things learned from children...

Some things I've learned from my children:

Super glue "is" forever.

No matter how much Jell-O ...

Proud father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that h...

Mom Before Date

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?

A: If you're not in bed by 12, ...

Little Johnny Sees Them Naked

Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma's for the weekend. Being an old school gal, bathing Little John...

The Little Boy Who Was Stomping

One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees. When his father came out ...

Keeps Her Youth

How does an older woman keep her youth?

By giving him money!...

Disposition To Have Children

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary. Which is tantamount to saying: If your par...