Jokes tagged as One liners

impotent loser

Q: What's the definition of an Impotent Loser?
A: A guy who can't even get his hopes up....

blind guy

Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard....

4 potatoes

Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that's labele...

your rights

Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!...

Fox and Dog

What is the difference between a fox and a dog?
3 beers!!!...

Who eats the egg

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes o...

Toast Burners

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent huma...

Jimmy cracks corn

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?...

Gilligan's Island

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in ...

OB-GYN

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to see you naked anyway...

Baby oil?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made...

Morality

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?...

Disney World

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?...

Twlinkle Twinkle

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?...

Alphabet soup

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?...

Hair blown

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on...

Elevator

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?...

Best Man

What's the best thing about a nudist wedding?

It's obvious who the best man is....

Don't Roll Over

What is the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on....

That's Cold

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

A: Polaroids....