Jokes tagged as Old Age

Radio Letter

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent seni...

Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite...

A man calls his mother in Florida....

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"

"Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been...

Ready for some Football?

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and sa...

You know you're Middle Aged if...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

The...

OLD is when...

"Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I ca...

The new warden

A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds...

Crushed Nuts?

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over. He go...

Young Man!

Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at ...

Grandpa is fine.

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"...

Left and Right

Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...

Snow Boarding For the Young

When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you'v...

Sexercises

An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was...

Easy Specimens

An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old m...

Three Hymns

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the peop...

Two Little Old Ladies

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s...

Be nice to your kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best...

Aging

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

For...

Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...