Jokes tagged as Old Age

A great new hearing aid

John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.

Mary: Are you wearing it now?

John: Yup....

Making bets

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. ...

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi colored hair that's green, purple an...

Ready for some Football?

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and sa...

OLD is when...

"Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I ca...

The new warden

A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds...

Crushed Nuts?

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over. He go...

Two Old Ladies

Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?

Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing kne...

Grandpa is fine.

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"...

Left and Right

Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...

Two Little Old Ladies

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s...

Be nice to your kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best...

Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...

Bed jokes

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?

She ...

Dentist jokes

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth...

Dirty jokes

A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the Dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wa...

Old Man

A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jacket, and leather pants and his hair in long...

Hunting jokes

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter...

Money jokes

A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap h...