Jokes tagged as Old Age

Radio Letter

Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent seni...

Ready for some Football?

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and sa...

You know you're Middle Aged if...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

The...

OLD is when...

"Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I ca...

The new warden

A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds...

Crushed Nuts?

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over. He go...

Grandpa is fine.

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"...

Left and Right

Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...

Snow Boarding For the Young

When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you'v...

Three Hymns

One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the peop...

Two Little Old Ladies

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s...

Be nice to your kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best...

Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...

Bed jokes

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?

She ...

Car and train jokes

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the...

Dirty jokes

A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the Dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wa...

Dirty jokes

Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat.

"How are you, Richard?" as...

Old Man

A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jacket, and leather pants and his hair in long...

Hunting jokes

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter...