Jokes tagged as Old Age

A man calls his mother in Florida....

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"

"Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been...

You know you're Middle Aged if...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

The...

Crushed Nuts?

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over. He go...

Grandpa is fine.

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks.

"...

You Know You're Getting Older When

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitt...

Sexercises

An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was...

Easy Specimens

An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old m...

Gas Attack

There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came ...

Two Little Old Ladies

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s...

Bed jokes

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?

She ...

Dirty jokes

Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat.

"How are you, Richard?" as...

Old Man

A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jacket, and leather pants and his hair in long...

Old Man

A ninety-year-old man was accused of raping a twenty-year-old.

"So, did you do it?" his lawyer ...

Dirty jokes

Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he...

Money jokes

A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap h...

Old age jokes

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pro...

Old age jokes

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments.

"My arm is so weak I can ...

Old age jokes

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...

Old age jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...

Old age jokes

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fir...