Jokes tagged as Music

Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...

You know you're Middle Aged if...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

The...

Music jokes

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one....

Music jokes

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A flat minor....

Aardvark jokes

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?

Bearbara Streis-ant!...

Aardvark jokes

Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?

Frank Sinostril!...

Bed jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music....

Burger jokes

What old-time song is the burgers' favorite?

'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!...

Cat jokes

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical....

Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'r...

Monster jokes

FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna...

Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT?...

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you...

Music jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty. One to do it and ...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?

A:...

Music jokes

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, whi...

Music jokes

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them....

Music jokes

Q: Which positions does a violist use?

A: First, third, and emergency....

Music jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving....