Jokes tagged as Music

Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...

You know you're Middle Aged if...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

The...

Country Tunes

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kis...

Aardvark jokes

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?

Bearbara Streis-ant!...

Bed jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music....

Blind jokes

Have you seen Stevie wonders house?

Neither has he!...

Burger jokes

What old-time song is the burgers' favorite?

'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!...

Burger jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

'Home on the Range'!...

Cat jokes

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical....

Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'r...

Humor jokes

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honor, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she ...

Insect jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred!...

Monster jokes

FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna...

Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT?...

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you...

Music jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty. One to do it and ...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?

A:...

Music jokes

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!...

Music jokes

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, whi...