Jokes tagged as Music

You know you're Middle Aged if...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

The...

Dead and dying jokes

What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset....

Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'r...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!...

Music jokes

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, whi...

Music jokes

Q: Which positions does a violist use?

A: First, third, and emergency....

Music jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving....

Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Sit in the back and don't play....

Music jokes

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back....

Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A: A pair of Re-bachs....

Music jokes

Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't ...

Music jokes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?

A: An Uzi only repeats 40 ti...

Music jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A: To get away from the noise....

Music jokes

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles....

Music jokes

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding ov...

Music jokes

Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them....

Music jokes

An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."

The dad says, "...

Religious jokes

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they si...