Jokes tagged as Music

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!...

Music jokes

Q: Which positions does a violist use?

A: First, third, and emergency....

Music jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving....

Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Sit in the back and don't play....

Music jokes

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back....

Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A: A pair of Re-bachs....

Music jokes

Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't ...

Music jokes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....

Music jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A: To get away from the noise....

Music jokes

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles....

Music jokes

An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."

The dad says, "...

Religious jokes

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they si...

Telephone jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an opere...

Viola jokes

Q: What is a chord?
A: Three violists playing in unison.

Q: What is the best recording of the Wa...

Piccolo joke

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one....