Jokes tagged as Music

Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...

What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Blowing bubbles....

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...

Music jokes

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one....

Music jokes

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A flat minor....

Aardvark jokes

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?

Bearbara Streis-ant!...

Aardvark jokes

Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?

Frank Sinostril!...

Bed jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music....

Burger jokes

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?

They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera...

Burger jokes

What old-time song is the burgers' favorite?

'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!...

Cat jokes

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical....

Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'r...

Military jokes

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmon...

Monster jokes

FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.
BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, ...

Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT?...

Music jokes

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an...

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you...

Music jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty. One to do it and ...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, whi...