Jokes tagged as Military

During the Mexican/American war...

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and day...

Q + A Iraqi War Jokes

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?
A: DUCK!

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Broken Commandmants

Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a...

General Kitchy Kitchy

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....

Quick Conquer Of Poland

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish though...

Business jokes

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportu...

Clinton jokes

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?

A: It took Bill less than 100 day...

Military jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and re...

Military jokes

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They ar...

Military jokes

- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CN...

Military jokes

The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where ...

Military jokes

- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- That is a military secret. If I told...

Military jokes

A general calls a colonel:

- Do you have a couple of smart majors?

- Yes I do.

- Send them ...

Military jokes

When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervou...

Military jokes

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one youn...

Military jokes

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

A: You only have to teac...

Military jokes

Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

A: "We are not pre...

Pig jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 jus...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...