Jokes tagged as Military

During the Mexican/American war...

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and day...

You're hired!

A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job. During the interview, the interviewer ...

Ethnic jokes

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund....

Military jokes

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They ar...

Military jokes

During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technici...

Military jokes

When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervou...

Military jokes

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

A: You only have to teac...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 jus...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...

During the Vietnam war...

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field...

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1S...

A good idea

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down...

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks...

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master ...

The new Ensign was assigned to subs...

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy. He was trying ...

A dog for a wife

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many...

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retire...

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...

What time is it?

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side ...