Jokes tagged as Military

During the Mexican/American war...

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and day...

Going Down French Style!

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic ...

Ethnic jokes

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund....

Military jokes

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak ...

Military jokes

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A Gener...

Military jokes

When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervou...

Military jokes

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

A: You only have to teac...

During the Vietnam war...

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...

A good idea

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down...

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...

A dog for a wife

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many...

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retire...

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers...

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...

By definition

A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...

Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable...

Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he tu...

Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant...

Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's ...

Change your course now

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities ...

Lease nuclear weapons

Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN...

Marines and the police

The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles....

Army needs new recruits

Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting

8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta ...