Jokes tagged as Military

Q + A Iraqi War Jokes

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?
A: DUCK!

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General Kitchy Kitchy

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....

Quick Conquer Of Poland

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish though...

Business jokes

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportu...

Dentist jokes

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!...

Military jokes

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmon...

Military jokes

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no ...

Military jokes

The Captain called the Sergeant in.

"Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother die...

Military jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and re...

Military jokes

- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CN...

Military jokes

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pil...

Military jokes

A general calls a colonel:

- Do you have a couple of smart majors?

- Yes I do.

- Send them ...

Military jokes

When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervou...

Military jokes

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one youn...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 jus...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...

A gentler way

At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...

British Military Officer Fitness Reports

British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....

During the Vietnam war...

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...