Jokes tagged as Military

Q + A Iraqi War Jokes

Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?
A: DUCK!

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General Kitchy Kitchy

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....

Quick Conquer Of Poland

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish though...

Business jokes

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportu...

Clinton jokes

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?

A: It took Bill less than 100 day...

Military jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and re...

Military jokes

- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CN...

Military jokes

The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where ...

Military jokes

A general calls a colonel:

- Do you have a couple of smart majors?

- Yes I do.

- Send them ...

Military jokes

When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant gets nervou...

Military jokes

Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one youn...

Pig jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that...

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 jus...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...

A gentler way

At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...

British Military Officer Fitness Reports

British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....

During the Vietnam war...

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field...

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1S...

A good idea

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...