Jokes tagged as Medical

five surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeo...

dumb & dumber

After seeing the report card, the mother told her son,
"How come you are so dumb? you fail on most...

All Out of Anaesthetic

A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled.

He g...

Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enter...

Labour Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor sa...

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

...

Stuttering Problem

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and ...

Breast Enlargement

A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her hu...

Pretty Bad News

Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: Yo...

Good and Bad News

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news ...

Psychiatric Hotline

Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please ...

Good Clean Fun

What do you do if you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of laundry....

Body Language

Q: Why did Helen Keller wear her jeans so tight?
A: So people could read her lips....

Lettuce Laugh

Q: What do you get when an epileptic falls into a lettuce patch?

A: Seizure salad....

Don't move

Q: What’s blue and doesn’t fit?

A: A dead epileptic....

Never Tick off a Nurse

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in

the hospital. He was a royal pain to the n...

Different Kinds of Doctors

There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...

How to Argue the Price of a Screw

A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...

Professional Courtesy?

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...

Diseases

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...