Jokes tagged as Medical

dumb & dumber

After seeing the report card, the mother told her son,
"How come you are so dumb? you fail on most...

The prison hospital

Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidn...

How much will this cost me?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few...

I often feel guilty

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where ...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?

Dyslexics Untie!...

An artist asked the gallery owner...

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that...

Doctor, Doctor!

"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"
"What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train."
...

Miracle Diet!

A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how...

Hints he\'s a bad Chiropractor

From Late Show with David Letterman

Top Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor

10. When ...

Gravol Label

I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called "Gravol for Children". It has dosage informa...

Nurses Revenge

Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arro...

Looking Great

This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and h...

Lose Weight

John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?

Doctor: Cut your head off!...

Sore Throat

A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants...

Deep Cuts

Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!...

Baby jokes

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no...

Beauty jokes

A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head.

"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I'v...

Biologist jokes

A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically w...

Children jokes

The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature.

'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan...