Jokes tagged as Medical

dumb & dumber

After seeing the report card, the mother told her son,
"How come you are so dumb? you fail on most...

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.

Necks please!...

Fishing jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!...

Humor jokes

A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are...

I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...

I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 ...

From the life of the insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor."I'm sure I've got a liver disease, and I'm g...

A doctor fell into a well once...

A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...

A serious condition

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...