Jokes tagged as Medical

dumb & dumber

After seeing the report card, the mother told her son,
"How come you are so dumb? you fail on most...

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.

Necks please!...

Fishing jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!...

Humor jokes

A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are...

I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...

I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...

From the life of the insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...

A doctor fell into a well once...

A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...

A serious condition

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...