Jokes tagged as Marriage

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall...

An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman g...

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If...

If they divorce...

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger.

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Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar i...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

Marriage Quotes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings ...

Marriage Quotes By Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married m...

Mars and Venus

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have ...

It's A Man's World

This could be considered THE ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. ...

Well Done!

A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands. He runs out o...

The Break-in!

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

The sweet kiss!

There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctor...

Sex Therapy

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promis...

The Trade

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him a...

Marriage Ups and Downs

Marriage for women has its ups and downs.

How?

The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex inte...

Polak Catches Wife In Affair

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedro...

Did You Miss Me?

Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in To...

Runaway Wife

A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check ...

Waking Grumpy

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...

I Confess

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth...