Jokes tagged as Marriage

Marriage jokes

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to
his wife about thirty-seven ...

Marriage jokes

A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective...

Marriage jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wiv...

Men jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower....

Men jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....

The government cuts costs

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussi...

This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hai...

A way to save your marriage

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The...

Going crazy with confusion

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? W...

A young couple gets married, and the groom...

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own...

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!...

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst ou...

Was your wife a virgin when you married?

"Was your wife a virgin when you married?"

"I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...

WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 ...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train...

you want a divorce

"Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it...