Jokes tagged as Marriage

Cajun Pregnancy

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. ...

One Last Night

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...

Very hostile farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of hor...

I'm going to a lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walkin...

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If...

Silence

Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?

Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the nois...

Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar i...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

Her Age

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. Af...

Marriage Quotes By Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married m...

Each man gives a story

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day...

My Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the followin...

Exercise While Pregnant

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The ...

Well Done!

A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands. He runs out o...

The Honeymoon Begins.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fall...

The Break-in!

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

2 guys at the bar.

Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.

The first guy said, ...

Men's Rules For Women

Ladies...read and heed!

SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to...

Bingo Card

The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at b...

Eternal Marriage

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple...