Jokes tagged as Marriage

Cajun Pregnancy

Way down in Louisiana, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come. ...

One Last Night

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...

Very hostile farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of hor...

I'm going to a lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walkin...

The reason for running

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until...

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall...

An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman g...

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If...

If they divorce...

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger.

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Silence

Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?

Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the nois...

Difference Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants. A woman will pay 1 dollar for a 2 dollar i...

First Thing to do after Jail

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

Revenge Is Sweet

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would ...

Her Age

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. Af...

Marriage Quotes By Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married m...

Each man gives a story

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day...

My Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the followin...

Exercise While Pregnant

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The ...

Mars and Venus

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have ...

Well Done!

A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands. He runs out o...

The Honeymoon Begins.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fall...