Jokes tagged as Literature

Tombstone Epitaph VII

Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:

I was somebody. Who, is no business of you...

Wisdom Quotes

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West

Knowledge spe...

MAFIA Valetine Card Verses

My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement. I'm here To fulfill your f...

Shakespearian Computer Story

Through infinite myst, software reverberates In code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare int...

OXYMORONS

OXYMORONS...

Act naturally

Found missing

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imit...

Logical?

In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had...

Book title jokes

How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts...

Book title jokes

How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda

Camul...

Book title jokes

The Japenese Way of Death by Harri Kirri...

Book title jokes

The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic...

Book title jokes

Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry...

Book title jokes

A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense...

Dirty jokes

Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?

A: Talk...

Insect jokes

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter !...

Letter jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office....

Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's stayin...

Parent jokes

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, h...

Religious jokes

Jill: Have you read the Bible?

Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round....

School jokes

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double...

Three blind mice!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!...