Jokes tagged as Life

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter....

Things learned from children...

Some things I've learned from my children:

Super glue "is" forever.

No matter how much Jell-O ...

Even more facts of life...

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Th...

Some of life's truisms.

Some of life's truisms...

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Support bacteria...

History jokes

What was Camelot famous for?

It's knight life!...

Idiot and fool jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby!...

Age difference

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to be...

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live...

An elderly couple, living apart...

An elderly couple, living apart, had been dating for several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We ...

The Three Laws of Thermodynamics

The Three Laws of Thermodynamics

1.You can't win.

2.You can't break even.

3.You can't...

Facts about Americans

Did you know that . . .

Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

21% of us don't make our bed da...

Things Mom Taught Me...

My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the s...

The pre-birth class

When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who ...

Parent's Dictionary

Parent's Dictionary of Meanings

DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert....

Florida State Tropper

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off ...