Jokes tagged as Lawyer

Blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers

A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers when a woman said, “T...

You’re a cheat!

“You’re a cheat!” shouted the client to his lawyer. “You’re a scoundrel! You’ve kept me ...

You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He...

Newest horror movie

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is see...

Offer legal advice

Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...

Introduce lawyers

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition...

Halls of Justice

A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn't start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at h...

Learning a lesson

A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from colle...

Merry Christmas law

Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishe...

Need a new lawyer

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last goo...

Lover's Lane

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 1...

Bad Investment

Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to t...

Cupid at Law

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...

Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

"I got your community service right here pal!"

"Boy your chamber sure does look different with t...

Colorado Crazy Law

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the ...

The Divorce...

A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer. During the process, the Judge asked him to exp...

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the ...

EMT response times.

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response time...

Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.

"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from ana...

The Case of the Smoked Cigar

A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insure...