Jokes tagged as Lawyer

Need a new lawyer

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last goo...

Colorado Crazy Law

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the ...

Honesty is the best policy

A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...

A guy walks into a post office...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...

An old man was critically ill...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
He gets taller!...

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....

Did you kill the victim?

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...

A tough case was being argued in court...

A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...

Being under oath

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...

What do you call an honest lawyer?

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron....

The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking

The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...