Jokes tagged as Lawyer

catch a thief

The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true.
But these days there's ...

two in one grave

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...

A Few Good Lawyers

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading h...

A Lawyer and A Politician

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton....

An Honest Lawyer

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron....

kill em

Q:How do you save a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head....

match maker

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a lawyer?

A: Chelsea Clinton...

Lawyer

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy....

A man went to a brain store...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW...

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who as...

A dog ran into a butcher shop...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recogniz...

A huge difference in my client

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambe...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead o...

An old man was on his death bed

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his p...

At the United Way in a fairly small town...

At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer ...

Blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers

A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers when a woman said, “T...

Difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A g...

Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?

Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?

An ambulance stopped suddenly....