Jokes tagged as Lawyer

Blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers

A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers when a woman said, “T...

You’re a cheat!

“You’re a cheat!” shouted the client to his lawyer. “You’re a scoundrel! You’ve kept me ...

You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He...

Need a new lawyer

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last goo...

Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge

"I got your community service right here pal!"

"Boy your chamber sure does look different with t...

Colorado Crazy Law

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the ...

The Divorce...

A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer. During the process, the Judge asked him to exp...

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the ...

EMT response times.

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response time...

Honesty is the best policy

A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

Nothing, there's some things even a pig w...

An airliner was having engine trouble...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...

A guy walks into a post office...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...

An old man was critically ill...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
He gets taller!...

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....