Jokes tagged as Lawyer

catch a thief

The old adage that "It takes a thief to catch a thief" may indeed be true.
But these days there's ...

two in one grave

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...

A Few Good Lawyers

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading h...

A Lawyer and A Politician

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton....

An Honest Lawyer

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron....

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist te...

kill em

Q:How do you save a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head....

match maker

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a lawyer?

A: Chelsea Clinton...

Lawyer

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy....

A man went to a brain store...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW...

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber...

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who as...

A dog ran into a butcher shop...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recogniz...

A huge difference in my client

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambe...

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead o...

At the United Way in a fairly small town...

At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer ...

Blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers

A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers when a woman said, “T...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research p...

Difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A g...