Jokes tagged as Knock Knock

Knock Knock Jokes 1

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there...

Will you rember me??

Hey bob, "Will you rember me tomorrow??"

"Yes"

"Will you rember me next week??"

"Yes"
...

Cow Joke

Knock Knock Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interupt.... MOO!!...

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Acid!
Acid who?
Accidentally on purpose!...

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!...

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alceste.
Alceste who?
Alceste to meet him later!...

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Alligator!
Alligator who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Amber!
Amber who?
Amber-sting to come in!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin man!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ann!
Ann who?
Ann-onymous!...

Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anne!
Anne who?
Anne apple just fell on my head!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Apple!
Apple who?
Apple the door myself!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Aretha!
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ari!
Ari who?
Arin't you glad you use Dial!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Arthur!
Arthur who!
Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I?...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Austen!
Austen who?
Austen-tentatiously well off!...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ayatollah!
Ayatollah who?
Ayatollah you already!...