Jokes tagged as Kids

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...

Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...

A little period

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...

Fun fun fun worry worry worry

A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...

Wear your collar backwards

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...

Bitter end

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...

Get married

Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...

Missed the word

"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...

A fortunate coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...

Where is the French border?

"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...

A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...

A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...

First grade romance

An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How...

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...

Scholarly discussion

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...

Bees

What kind of bees make milk ? Boobies!...

Turtle Crossing

Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station....

The Flashlight

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Because the batteries died....

Monster jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block....