Jokes tagged as Kids

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...

Little Johnny says to his mother...

Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...

Little Johnny -- being logical

Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...

The Wisdom of Youth Never give up

The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...

Once when Mary was young her school...

Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...

Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...

Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...

Who signed the Declaration of Independence?

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...

What is the difference between boogers and spinach?

What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...

What Does God look Like

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored cra...

In the back woods of Arkansas...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the...

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day...

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you ge...

Little Johnny's mother decided to give...

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...

How old am I?

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...

Who discovered North America?

Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...

Gone fishing

Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...