Jokes tagged as Kids

water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. C...

Goofy and Pluto

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!...

Ocean

Q. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A. A Nervous Wreck....

Snowman and a Vampire

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
A. Frostbite...

Bambi and a Ghost

What do u get if u cross bambi with a ghost?
BAMBOO...

Two roaches having a discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restauran...

Mom, I'm pregnant!

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...

Short Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve!

How do you make an idiot...

A six year old comes crying...

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry,...

A young teenager comes home from school...

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Th...

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...

History through the eyes of the eighth graders

The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade t...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...

Backward Santa

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...

What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?

What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...

Old enough for cursing

Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So they plan to use dirty w...

THE IRS LETTER...

THE IRS LETTER...
Dear Sirs:
I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two...

The real treasure

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he ...

Little Johnny says to his mother...

Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...