Jokes tagged as Instrument

Music jokes

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb...

Music jokes

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists....

Music jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving....

Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Sit in the back and don't play....

Music jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A: To get away from the noise....

Music jokes

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles....

Pig jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!...

A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line

The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoreti...

Banjo jokes

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gather...

Bassoon jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon be...

Cello jokes

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q:...

Clarinet jokes

Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarine...

Bass jokes

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass pl...

Drum joke Q & A

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at...

Looking to buy

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobs...

Flute jokes

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half t...

Guitar jokes

Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A...

Harp jokes

A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pla...