Jokes tagged as Instrument

Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'r...

Music jokes

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

A: The doorbell shrieks!...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: Which positions does a violist use?

A: First, third, and emergency....

Music jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving....

Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Sit in the back and don't play....

Music jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A: To get away from the noise....

Music jokes

Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles....

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?

A: An Uzi only repeats 40 ti...

Music jokes

Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them....

A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line

The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoreti...

Accordion jokes

An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion playe...

Bagpipe jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse...

Banjo jokes

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gather...

Bass jokes

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass pl...

Bassoon jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon be...

Cello jokes

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q:...

Clarinet jokes

Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarine...

Drum joke Q & A

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at...

Which drummer?

There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a ...