Jokes tagged as Instrument

Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...

Music jokes

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A flat minor....

Music jokes

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one....

Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'r...

Music jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty. One to do it and ...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: Which positions does a violist use?

A: First, third, and emergency....

Music jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving....

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
A: About 10 pounds....

Music jokes

Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case....

Music jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A: To get away from the noise....

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?

A: An Uzi only repeats 40 ti...

Music jokes

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.

Everyone is happy when the case is closed....

Pig jokes

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?

The piggalo (piccalo)....

Teeth jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said, "Darling, you've got lovely t...

A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line

The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoreti...

Accordion jokes

An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion playe...

Bagpipe jokes

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing worse...

Banjo jokes

Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gather...

Bass jokes

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass pl...