Jokes tagged as Instrument

Twelve Inch Pianist

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...

Heaven and hell jokes

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'r...

Music jokes

Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty. One to do it and ...

Music jokes

Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One....

Music jokes

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?

A:...

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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator....

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Q: Which positions does a violist use?

A: First, third, and emergency....

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving....

Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Sit in the back and don't play....

Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?
A: About 10 pounds....

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Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case....

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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A: To get away from the noise....

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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles....

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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?

A: An Uzi only repeats 40 ti...

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them....

Music jokes

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.

Everyone is happy when the case is closed....

Pig jokes

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?

The piggalo (piccalo)....

Teeth jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said, "Darling, you've got lovely t...

A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line

The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoreti...

Accordion jokes

An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion playe...