Jokes tagged as Insects

E-mail jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail....

Insect jokes

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !...

Insect jokes

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself !...

Insect jokes

Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words !...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!...

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil....

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug....

Insect jokes

What's a bees favorite novel ?

The Great Gats-bee !...

Insect jokes

How do you start an insect race ?

One, two, flea - go...

Insect jokes

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit !...

Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito !...

Insect jokes

What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!...

Insect jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum !...

Insect jokes

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?

"Why are we running so fast ?" said o...

Insect jokes

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.

Owner: I think the woo...

Weather jokes

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?

A) He's got bugs on his teeth....

Bee jokes 05

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

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Spin doctors!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!...

What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...