Jokes tagged as Insects

Pete

Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...

The Frustrated Bee

Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?

He couldn't find a BP station!...

Dead and dying jokes

What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead
bee?

One's a seedy beast and ...

Aardvark jokes

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?

Bearbara Streis-ant!...

Aardvark jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!...

Ant jokes

What kind of ant can you color with?
A crayant!...

Ant jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!...

Ant jokes

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?

Albert Antstein !...

Baby jokes

What is a baby bee?

A little humbug....

Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A: A Space Invader....

Book title jokes

I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea...

Easter jokes

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

It's a tender tail!...

Horse jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!...

Insect jokes

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself !...

Insect jokes

Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words !...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!...

Insect jokes

What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying backwards !...

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil....

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug....