Jokes tagged as Insects

Pete

Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...

Bird vs Fly

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird....

Beetle Experiment

One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experi...

The Frustrated Bee

Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?

He couldn't find a BP station!...

Grasshopper

A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."

The bartender can't believ...

Aardvark jokes

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Aardvark jokes

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?

Bearbara Streis-ant!...

Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A: A Space Invader....

Easter jokes

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

It's a tender tail!...

E-mail jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail....

Horse jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!...

Insect jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!...

Insect jokes

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself !...

Insect jokes

Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words !...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!...

Insect jokes

What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying backwards !...

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil....

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug....

Insect jokes

Can bees fly in the rain ?

Not without their little yellow jackets !...