Jokes tagged as Insects

Beetle Experiment

One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experi...

A Man is a Wasp?

How can you tell if a man is a WASP?

He gets out of the shower to pee....

99 Click

Q. What goes 99 click?

A. A centipede with a wooden leg....

Easter jokes

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

It's a tender tail!...

E-mail jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail....

Horse jokes

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!...

Insect jokes

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !...

Insect jokes

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself !...

Insect jokes

Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words !...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!...

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil....

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug....

Insect jokes

What's a bees favorite novel ?

The Great Gats-bee !...

Insect jokes

How do you start an insect race ?

One, two, flea - go...

Insect jokes

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit !...

Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito !...

Insect jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !...

Insect jokes

What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!...

Insect jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum !...