Jokes tagged as Insects

E-mail jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail....

Insect jokes

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself !...

Insect jokes

Why do bees hum?
Because they've forgotten the words !...

Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!...

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil....

Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug....

Insect jokes

What's a bees favorite novel ?

The Great Gats-bee !...

Insect jokes

How do you start an insect race ?

One, two, flea - go...

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What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit !...

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito !...

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What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!...

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What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum !...

Insect jokes

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?

"Why are we running so fast ?" said o...

Insect jokes

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.

Owner: I think the woo...

Bee jokes 05

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

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What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

It's as...