Jokes tagged as Holiday

Short Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a ...

Short Snow Jokes

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What ...

Knock Knock Christmas

Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Snow...

Santa's Pet Peeves

Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and no...

The Christmas diet song

'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my ...

I want to see something really cheap

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his ...

The politically correct Christmas

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consent...

Rating your Christmas parties

If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gue...

The Twelve Days of Windows 95

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chri...

The Australian Christmas

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here com...

What is a stable?

Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big fam...

Italian Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a ...

The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The Chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smit...

The FAA Inspection

With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to che...

Short Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Father Christmas wi...

Cupid at Law

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...

Least Popular Halloween Handouts

Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.

Teeth removing Taffy

Metamucil in a straw

Ex-Lax Brownies
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Holiday Season Conduct...

Conduct During the Holiday Season...

Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to...

Halloween funnies for kids!

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off ...

Santa's Entrance

If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...