Jokes tagged as Holiday

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they ...

Did Santa Give You That Present?

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...

The twelve days after Christmas

The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped the pear tree down
...

An Internet Christmas

T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ...

The Australian Christmas

Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Sweating his fat away
Here comes Santa Claus, here...

Billy Gates writes to Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of...

What is a stable?

Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big fam...

lucky egg

Q: Why is Easter an Alzheimer’s patient’s favorite holiday?

A: He can hide his own eggs....

Santa's Helpers

Q. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A. Subordinate Clauses...

Pilgrims

Q. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

A. Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat...

Homemade Bargain Gift

Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J...

The Office Christmas Party

The bad thing about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!...

Believing in Santa

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m...

The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives...

Poor Turkey!

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...

Jews and Christmas

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!
-Jon Stewart...

Ten things to say about gifts you don't like

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the g...

The night before Christmas for an attorney

Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quie...

Twelve days Microsoft

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christm...

Short Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a ...