Jokes tagged as Gender

3 types of people

There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can't....

everything men know about women

The following is a comprehensive federal study, approved by the Attorney General:
Everything Men K...

drive them wild

Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A. Money...

A man and woman are driving...

A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the wom...

"Honey, I Can't Perform!"

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I roll...

Sleeping Butt

There were two old women sitting at church. One of the ladies leaned over to her friend and said, "...

Bra Size

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would ...

Needs

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife sto...

Two Cannibals

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They ...

How To Drive Your Wife Crazy

Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...

Men Are Like

..Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

..Mascara.
They usually run at t...

Not So Dumb

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and b...

PMS

Q: Why do they call it PMS?

A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken....

Head Lamps

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes....

Becoming a Real Man.

Man Schooling:

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - un...

Not Staying

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you ...

Eye sex

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor.

"Young lady," said the d...

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an ...

Building a bridge

A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out. The genie s...

He Left A Little Space

When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God ...