Jokes tagged as Food

Don't Eat the Brown Ones

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy ...

Roast Beef And Pea Soup

Q. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

A. Anyone Can Roast Beef...

Two roaches having a discussion

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restauran...

What's in the bag?

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer wa...

Little Johnny is coming home from the store...

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...

Better prison foods

Subject: You Deserve a Break Today

San Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calli...

Improving fry cooking time

In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's s...

The family of tomatoes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging...

Purchasing mailing lists

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are ...

Purchasing power of burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big...

Ice cream flavor galore

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, ...

What is this?

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a b...

Sorry for eating the peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits do...

Studying the twinkies

In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristic...

An error publishing an article

From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterell...

Food fight in a store

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arres...

Are caterpillars good to eat?

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things...

I have a Microsoft waiter

Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the pr...

We could have been here sooner

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Sa...

Thin People Don't

By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fol...