Jokes tagged as Food

Blonde Q & A's

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What was...

The family of tomatoes

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging...

Studying the twinkies

In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristic...

An error publishing an article

From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterell...

Food fight in a store

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arres...

We could have been here sooner

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Sa...

M&M Evolution theory

M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue ...

Food laughs & humor

From Harper's Magazine:

Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...

Bottle of Evian water?

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter....

Only in America...

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America......

Blonde and the Western

A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to hi...

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because s...

Least Popular Halloween Handouts

Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.

Teeth removing Taffy

Metamucil in a straw

Ex-Lax Brownies
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The Pepsi plane crash...

There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed ...

Idiot Sightings!

Idiot Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, ...

Crushed Nuts?

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over. He go...

The Forrest Gump Connection!

Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...

Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of choc...

Americans

Two Americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decid...

The chicken/road across history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?:

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious...