Jokes tagged as Food

Blonde Q & A's

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What was...

M&M Evolution theory

M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue ...

Food laughs & humor

From Harper's Magazine:

Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...

The chicken/road across history.

Why did the chicken cross the road?:

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious...

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs?

GROUND BEEF!...

The Bill Clinton Joke

Q: What's the difference between a McDonald's Hamburger and Bill Clinton?

A: Some people in Arkan...

Banana jokes

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know.

Tom: Nothing. Bananas can'...

Blonde jokes

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells a...

Burger jokes

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?

Because hot dogs are the wurst!...

Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti?

The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!...

Cat jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!...

Cow jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a po-go stick....

Cow jokes

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!...

Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!...

Dirty jokes

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair,...

Dirty jokes

Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?

A: They are both substitute meats....

Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail?

All dogs keep their tails on when eating....

Easter jokes

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!...

Easter jokes

What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?

Jelly bones!...

Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!...