Jokes tagged as Financial

The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The Chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smit...

Ethnic jokes

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund....

Frog jokes

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?

A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."...

Heaven and hell jokes

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me o...

Humor jokes

Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden piec...

Idiot and fool jokes

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ......

Money jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half....

Money jokes

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from....

Money jokes

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a c...

Money jokes

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
...

Money jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint....

Money jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole), ...

Money jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents)....

Monster jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate....

Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone...

Life is precious

So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his b...

An old retired man goes to his wife one day...

An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...

Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)

Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yest...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA...

An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupe...

Earthquake at a bank

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most like...