Jokes tagged as Financial

Car and train jokes

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said:...

Dog jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?

He was trying to make both ends meet !...

Ethnic jokes

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A: A refund....

Fishing jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !...

Money jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half....

Money jokes

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from....

Money jokes

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
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Money jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint....

Money jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents)....

Monster jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate....

Bank robber stealing

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most like...