Jokes tagged as Financial

A lawyer was driving his big BMW...

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW...

Put me into a fighting mood

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...

The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The Chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smit...

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?

A canoe tips...

Chapter Eleven

Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The...

DUMB Questions Part 1!

A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?

Are there any unguided missiles?

Are you breaking the ...

Sure signs that you're broke!

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is t...

Sleeping like a baby.

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small inv...

Polak Is Mugged

A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then...

Which Secretary To Hire?

An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. "Well," though...

Four boastful men

Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully "My son is so rich...

Computer jokes

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...

Oh, wait a minute, he already do...

Business jokes

"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and as...

Business jokes

Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always ...

Fishing jokes

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and...

Heaven and hell jokes

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me o...

Humor jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything....

Bankers and Light Bulbs

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try ...

Idiot and fool jokes

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ......

Money jokes

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from....