Jokes tagged as Farmers

Cow jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!...

Farmer jokes

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a ca...

Pig jokes

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?

"I'm afraid that's all...

Farm jokes 06

Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital!

What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I s...

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

Two sheepherders are performing unnatural acts with two of their herd simultaneously. One turns to t...