Jokes tagged as Farmers

Bus Full of Politicians

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th...

Blind jokes

The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the nei...

Cow jokes

I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm.

Well, wouldn't you look silly ridi...

Cow jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!...

Farmer jokes

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a ca...

Idiot and fool jokes

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, h...

Marriage jokes

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of
people outside a house. He st...

Pig jokes

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?

"I'm afraid that's all...

Farm jokes 06

Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital!

What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I s...

Want some chicken?

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was am...

Broken leg

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

"W...