Jokes tagged as Farmers

airplane ride

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot h...

classic farmer joke

A ventriloquist was driving through the midwest when his car broke down. He walked a ways and found ...

Organic Baby

A farmer claim his eggs are organic eggs, so the price is higher than the regular one.

The FDA of...

Farmer and the Pretty Lady

One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store...

Skirting the Issue

Why do men in Scotland wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away....

Tools of the trade

Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common?

A: Both need a hoe to stay in business....

Amazing talking cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along ...

Eat the watermelons

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the loc...

Try to grow chickens

A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed an...

Mother-in-law killed

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of...

Horse pulls the car

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to hel...

Wife isn't in the car

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fel...

Settling a cow case

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...

I flattened your cat

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he cou...

Lying Politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the...

You could feed them a lot faster

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a far...

Settling a cow case

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...

Celebrating an event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfu...

Very hostile farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of hor...

Explaining his claim

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighti...