Jokes tagged as Ethnic

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department...

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist....

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know. I havn't find one that could...

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500....

What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets g...

What is every Amish womans private fantasy?

Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!...

A Chinese man is making love to his wife...

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,"Baby, I wanna' 69!"She gives him ...

During the Mexican/American war...

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and day...

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?

Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?

Because the little propellers cost extra!...

Why do they call it a "kilt"?

Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt....

If you take an Oriental person and spin him...

If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?...

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black st...

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?

What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi....

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!...

What do Arabs do on saturday night?

What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates....

Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?

Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?

Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off....

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...

Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),"So ...

Ever hear of the redneck who thought...

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?...

Many moons

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and be...

True Marketing Errors

Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country ...