Jokes tagged as Elderly

Sleeping Butt

There were two old women sitting at church. One of the ladies leaned over to her friend and said, "...

Cheap widow

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husb...

Old Folke' Party Games

The Top Old Fart Games:

10. Musical Recliners
9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta
8. Hide and Go Pee
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Natalie

The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all ...

Old age jokes

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"...

Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?
Because his gait is broken, and his locks are fe...

Old age jokes

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of ac...

Good & bad news

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news ...

I have bad news

The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on m...

You will forget it

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor...

A Senior Citizen

I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good ...

She is angry at you

Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs...

No Peer Pressure

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about bei...

Florida driver's license!

I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate ...

When you are young

When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you ar...

I'm over the hill

We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" and...

OLD NEVER DIES 3

OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CA...

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...

An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...

"Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...