Jokes tagged as Elderly

Sleeping Butt

There were two old women sitting at church. One of the ladies leaned over to her friend and said, "...

Cheap widow

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husb...

Old Folke' Party Games

The Top Old Fart Games:

10. Musical Recliners
9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta
8. Hide and Go Pee
...

Natalie

The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all ...

Birthday jokes

"That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
teacher.

"How about for som...

Aardvark jokes

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and...

Old age jokes

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"...

Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?
Because his gait is broken, and his locks are fe...

Old age jokes

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of ac...

Good & bad news

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news ...

Hard of hearing

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. One remarked to th...

Movies changed

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a ...

New hearing aid

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor ...

Ode to cranky men

I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as ...

I have bad news

The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on m...

Automotive horror

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's...

Guaranteed visits

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her...

Getting old when

You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work...

You will forget it

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor...

Sharing everything

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had orde...