Jokes tagged as Elderly

Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?
Because his gait is broken, and his locks are fe...

Good & bad news

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news ...

A Senior Citizen

I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good ...

No Peer Pressure

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about bei...

I'm over the hill

We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" and...

Is it worth it?

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...

A peculiar dress

Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...