Jokes tagged as Elderly

Natalie

The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all ...

The old lady in the bank

A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag ...

Old age jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?
Because his gait is broken, and his locks are fe...

Old age jokes

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of ac...

Good & bad news

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news ...

You will forget it

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor...

A Senior Citizen

I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good ...

No Peer Pressure

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about bei...

Florida driver's license!

I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate ...

When you are young

When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you ar...

I'm over the hill

We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" and...

OLD NEVER DIES 3

OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD CA...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman.

"I...

An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...

"Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live...

An elderly couple in a senior home...

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, th...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...

An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...

There was an old married couple that had happily...

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f...

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...

A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha...