Jokes tagged as Drunk

One Last Night

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...

Out of the Greek Myths

The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...

Drunk walks into elevator...

Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...

A horrible tragedy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...

I'm going to a lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walkin...

Two friends were out drinking...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...

Chanowski and his other Polak drinking buddy

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . "See those guys over there? " Chan...

BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you ano...

SOTALLY TOBER

starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluenc...

Get Sober!

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...

What time does the bar open?

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
"It op...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Sign seen in a bar:

"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He rank half of it and poured the res...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9...

Dirty jokes

Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't ...

Police jokes

A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his su...