Jokes tagged as Drunk

One Last Night

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...

Arriving home very drunk

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...

Out of the Greek Myths

The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...

Drunk walks into elevator...

Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...

A horrible tragedy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...

Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...

I'm going to a lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walkin...

Two friends were out drinking...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...

Chanowski and his other Polak drinking buddy

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . "See those guys over there? " Chan...

On the high seas!

A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partyi...

BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you ano...

SOTALLY TOBER

starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluenc...

Get Sober!

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your compl...

What time does the bar open?

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
"It op...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Sign seen in a bar:

"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, an...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He rank half of it and poured the res...