Jokes tagged as Drunk

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...

A horrible tragedy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...

Two friends were out drinking...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...

Chanowski and his other Polak drinking buddy

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . "See those guys over there? " Chan...

BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you ano...

What time does the bar open?

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
"It op...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Sign seen in a bar:

"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He rank half of it and poured the res...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible....

The angry wife met her husband at the door...

The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered ...

An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...

An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked...

Irish case of assault and battery

In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, a...

Who was drinking more?

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most like...