Jokes tagged as Dogs

A dog's chalkboard assignments

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below...

The Sexy Secretary.

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up a...

Call A Smart Blonde

Q: What do you call a smart blond?

A: A golden retriever!...

Dog Named Sex (Classic)

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a ve...

Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?

A: It scares the heck out of the dog....

Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!...

Dirty jokes

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail partie...

Dog jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red....

Dog jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!...

Dog jokes

My dog is great at math.

Really ?

Ask him how much is two minus two.

But two minus two i...

Dog jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog....

Dog jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy....

Dog jokes

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six m...

Dog jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!...

Dog jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!...

Dog jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!...

Dog jokes

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?

Pooched eggs!...

Dog jokes

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!...

Dog jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!...

Movie and TV jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood!...