Jokes tagged as Dogs

Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!...

Dog jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can...

Dog jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?

He was trying to make both ends meet !...

Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail?

All dogs keep their tails on when eating....

Dog jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!...

Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!...

Dog jokes

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
...

Dog jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!...

Dog jokes

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?

Pooched eggs!...

Dog jokes

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!...

Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.

First woman: My dog is so smart....

Dog jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!...

Dog jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Be...

Dog jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat !...

Easter jokes

What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?

Jelly bones!...

Military jokes

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A Gener...

Beware of dog!

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying
DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! p...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited...

Some Stupid People

A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's prett...

Dog with No Legs

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left him....