Jokes tagged as Dogs

A dog's chalkboard assignments

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below...

Attack Dog

A man wanted a big, veracious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...

Kewl Cat Quips!

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worship...

Call A Smart Blonde

Q: What do you call a smart blond?

A: A golden retriever!...

Dog Named Sex (Classic)

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a ve...

Pitbull and PMS

What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?

Lipstick....

Things Dogs Must Try To Remember

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

The garbage collector is...

Bath jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !...

Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!...

Cannibal jokes

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?

Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!...

Children jokes

On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist'...

Dirty jokes

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail partie...

Dog jokes

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibi...

Dog jokes

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off....

Dog jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red....

Dog jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!...

Dog jokes

My dog is great at math.

Really ?

Ask him how much is two minus two.

But two minus two i...

Dog jokes

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come he...

Dog jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog....

Dog jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy....