Jokes tagged as Dogs

Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!...

Dirty jokes

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail partie...

Dog jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can...

Dog jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!...

Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail?

All dogs keep their tails on when eating....

Dog jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!...

Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!...

Dog jokes

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
...

Dog jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!...

Dog jokes

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?

They're short of breath!...

Dog jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortc...

Dog jokes

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?

Pooched eggs!...

Dog jokes

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!...

Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.

First woman: My dog is so smart....

Dog jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!...

Dog jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Be...

Dog jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat !...

Military jokes

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A Gener...

Movie and TV jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood!...

Various animal jokes

There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she w...