Jokes tagged as Dogs

Impressive Hunting Dog

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that ...

Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

Because he always slobbers out the candles!...

Dirty jokes

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail partie...

Dog jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can...

Dog jokes

What is a dogs favorite flower?

Anything in your garden!...

Dog jokes

My dog is great at math.

Really ?

Ask him how much is two minus two.

But two minus two i...

Dog jokes

I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come he...

Dog jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!...

Dog jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog....

Dog jokes

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?

When he asked the dog what six m...

Dog jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!...

Dog jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise....

Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!...

Dog jokes

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
...

Dog jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!...

Dog jokes

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?

They're short of breath!...

Dog jokes

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?

Pooched eggs!...

Dog jokes

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!...

Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter.

First woman: My dog is so smart....

Dog jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!...