Jokes tagged as Death

Fired

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired...

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An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite...

I suppose I earned enough

An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney's office as h...

Death of Energizer Bunny

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six yea...

His Last Wishes

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and...

The Smashed Kitty!

Seems a guy was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he...

The World's Worst Joke!

...'Well, it wasn't that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who performed in the ...

Death in the Family!

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you ...

More cool bumper stickers!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's too much blood in my alcohol sy...

The Kennedys

Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedy's?

It's called Three Funerals and a Weddi...

Polak At Guillotine

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to...

St. Peter

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead o...

Sick Coffin

A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...

Editing the Prescription

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...

Clothes make the person...?

What do you call a dead atheist?

All dressed up and no place to go!...

Scared half to death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?...

Your Funeral

There were three men sitting on a bench. First Man asked the other two:

"What do you want your f...

Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a cemetery...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, ...

Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cel...