Jokes tagged as Death

Fired

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired...

Death of Energizer Bunny

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six yea...

His Last Wishes

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and...

The Smashed Kitty!

Seems a guy was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he...

Death in the Family!

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you ...

The Kennedys

Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedy's?

It's called Three Funerals and a Weddi...

Polak At Guillotine

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to...

St. Peter

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead o...

Editing the Prescription

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...

Scared half to death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?...

Dead and dying jokes

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of ...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, ...

Dead and dying jokes

I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.

Well, we had to, you know, she was dead....

Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?

It's for people like you wh...

Dead and dying jokes

"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "

'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wi...

Dead and dying jokes

When a knight in Armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?

Rust in pea...

Dirty jokes

Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming...

Judge jokes

Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are on d...

Marriage jokes

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car...

Marriage jokes

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was ...