Jokes tagged as Death

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's too much blood in my alcohol sy...

Sick Coffin

A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...

Your Funeral

There were three men sitting on a bench. First Man asked the other two:

"What do you want your f...

Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?

A: He's the stiff one....

Frog jokes

What happens if you eat a hot frog?

You'll croak in no time!...

Marriage jokes

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of
people outside a house. He st...

Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?

He had loved in vein....

Travel and tourist jokes

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a ...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husb...

A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...

A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an ec...

Life is precious

So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his b...

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died."

"But you see I'm alive ," smiled t...