Jokes tagged as Death

Fired

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired...

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you ar...

ne day, this man, Tony, died...

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a si...

Death of Energizer Bunny

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six yea...

His Last Wishes

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and...

The Smashed Kitty!

Seems a guy was driving for hours through desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he...

Death in the Family!

A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. "What happened...why are you ...

Polak At Guillotine

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to...

Editing the Prescription

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...

Dead and dying jokes

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of ...

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, ...

Dead and dying jokes

I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.

Well, we had to, you know, she was dead....

Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?

It's for people like you wh...

Dead and dying jokes

If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she...

Dead and dying jokes

When a knight in Armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?

Rust in pea...

Dead and dying jokes

What are you doing?

I'm trying to call Washington!

Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!...

Judge jokes

Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are on d...

Marriage jokes

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car...

Marriage jokes

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was ...

Marriage jokes

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings,...