Jokes tagged as Computer

You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If ...

-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

-- You have a list of 15 phon...

USENET Parody

USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...

Microsoft Market Penetration

Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...

The hunting season

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...

If Wang made toasters...

If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...

Chain Letter Type IV

Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...

Thank you for the emails

Thank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year! It's so wonderful that you...

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - Peo...

You got Mail!

One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later...

Computers - Male or Female

Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now rea...

New Computer Viruses!

John Bobbit Virus--Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will neve...

Ideal Computer Problem Report Form

In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following qu...

Brain to nerves

How does the brain communicate with the nerves?

With a Cell phone!...

Redneck on a Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six fro...

Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic....

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

When the joy stick is wet!...

The copy machine handout

In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered...

Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

9. Screwed up computers report EuroDi...

Mailing list users changing light bulbs

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundr...