Jokes tagged as Computer

10 signs your an Internet geek

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

9. You no longe...

Bill Gates in Hell

Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you...

99' little bugs in the code

99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bug...

Computer Terminology

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. ...

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist

An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist te...

Apple Computers

I heard this story on the news sometime ago.

Apple had a new computer under development. Their pr...

An Airliner

At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward...

2 Programmers on a Highway

Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: ...

APPLE VS. MICROSOFT

Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference....

Billy Gates writes to Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of...

Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome

The Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease.

Te...

Upgrade Girlfriend

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0). ...

What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Training Manuals

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket o...

You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If ...

-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

-- You have a list of 15 phon...

Windows 2000 Error Messages

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

2. Press any key to continue or any other key...

Where Do Delete Characters Go?

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?

ANSWER: Th...

Is Windows a Virus?

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does...

Addicted to Internet Porn

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking yo...

Cat technical support problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cust...

The Technologically Challenged

The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged)...