Jokes tagged as Computer

I'm ignoring Y2K

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tre...

Internet addictions

Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD...

The computer prayer

Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy f...

Surfing the Internet

Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start ...

Top nine reasons computers must be female

Picky, picky, picky.

They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Beauty is only shell dee...

Definition of Windows

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell f...

User song and music

User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and bo...

AOL addiction poem

My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bus...

Microsoft versus GM

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...