Jokes tagged as Computer

You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If ...

-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

-- You have a list of 15 phon...

Blonde Has Mail

A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out t...

Internet jokes

Have you seen www.boomerang.com?

Yes, I return to it again and again....

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...

Mailing list users changing light bulbs

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundr...

Programming language acronyms

ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...

If Dell ran Christmas...

Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...

If the NSA ran Christmas...

Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to m...

If University of Waterloo ran Christmas...

They would immediately change the name to WatMas....

Airplanes running operating systems

Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems run...

Help stories from Tech Support

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking wher...

The programmer's cheer

Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...

I'm ignoring Y2K

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tre...

Abbott calling Costello

Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me...

Microsoft trademarks TM

Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Was...

The system crash song

SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eye...

Changing number terms

In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number,...

Fixing broken computers

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not workin...

I have a keyboard error

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the co...

Type what I tell you

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file....