Jokes tagged as Computer

You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If ...

-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

-- You have a list of 15 phon...

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...

Mailing list users changing light bulbs

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundr...

If Dell ran Christmas...

Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...

If the NSA ran Christmas...

Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to m...

If University of Waterloo ran Christmas...

They would immediately change the name to WatMas....

Airplanes running operating systems

Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems run...

Help stories from Tech Support

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking wher...

I'm ignoring Y2K

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tre...

The computer prayer

Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy f...

Surfing the Internet

Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start ...

Top nine reasons computers must be female

Picky, picky, picky.

They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Beauty is only shell dee...

Definition of Windows

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell f...

Life cycle of software

The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bu...

Internet addictions

Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD...

User song and music

User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and bo...

AOL addiction poem

My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bus...

Microsoft versus GM

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the au...