Jokes tagged as Christmas

Billy Gates writes to Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of...

Poor Turkey!

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat...

Jews and Christmas

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!
-Jon Stewart...

Without a Christmas bonus

Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemp...

The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The Chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smit...

The Police Officer's Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred, they were all o...

Christmas and Hanukkah Merger

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a pr...

Recalled Christmas Toys

Broken Bag-O-Glass

Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit

Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook
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Holiday Season Conduct...

Conduct During the Holiday Season...

Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to...

What do you call...

What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

Ho-Ho-Ho!...

Why Santa Has No Kids

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's do...

Somebody flunked elf school...

5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same ...

Christmas party

A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were ther...

Santa, we're worried about you.

Dear Santa:

We're worried about you. From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your a...

A pile of one liners!

Why are sheep always in a field?
Because they can't get out !

Who gives my cat his Christmas pr...

Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday...

Christmas jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause !...

Christmas jokes

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause!...

Christmas jokes

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?

They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack...

Christmas jokes

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?

It was a scream!...