Jokes tagged as Christmas

Billy Gates writes to Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of...

Jews and Christmas

December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!
-Jon Stewart...

Short Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Father Christmas wi...

Without a Christmas bonus

Ten signs you're not getting a Christmas bonus

10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemp...

The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts

Jones: "The Chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smit...

The Police Officer's Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred, they were all o...

Recalled Christmas Toys

Broken Bag-O-Glass

Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit

Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook
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Holiday Season Conduct...

Conduct During the Holiday Season...

Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to...

What do you call...

What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

Ho-Ho-Ho!...

Why Santa Has No Kids

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's do...

Fancy Plate

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. ...

Christmas party

A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were ther...

Santa, we're worried about you.

Dear Santa:

We're worried about you. From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your a...

Restructuring at the North Pole

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement p...

A pile of one liners!

Why are sheep always in a field?
Because they can't get out !

Who gives my cat his Christmas pr...

Aviation jokes

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home....

Christmas jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause !...

Christmas jokes

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause!...

Christmas jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!...

Christmas jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!...