Jokes tagged as Celebrity

To Be Her Tampon

Prince Charles, 56, will marry his long-term partner, 57-year-old Camilla.
Charles said "I love her...

Death of Energizer Bunny

The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six yea...

Jay Leno Jokes!

Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...

Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills ar...

Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!

At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an ex...

Yet more Clinton Jokes!

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's ...

Clinton\'s Address to the Nation

(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)
SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the Nation

Text fro...

Disneyland Survey

A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in Disneyland produced some strange...

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi...

Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and is da...

A new national anthem?

Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new national anthem for the United States, ...

Baby jokes

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!...

Cannibal jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !...

Clinton jokes

Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?

A: Whe...

Clinton jokes

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?

A: He keeps having to eat his words....

Clinton jokes

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with
Monica Lewinsky?

Pres: Impro...

Clinton jokes

Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?

A: Take thousands of big busin...

Movie and TV jokes

Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'...

Music jokes

Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?

A: Because, son, it is ...

Mickey Moose!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!...

Solve the riddle

Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has on...