Jokes tagged as Celebrity

Jay Leno Jokes!

Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...

Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills ar...

Disneyland Survey

A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in Disneyland produced some strange...

Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and is da...

Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?

A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to k...

Clinton jokes

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?

A: He keeps having to eat his words....

Mickey Moose!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...

Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??

A: Hansons....

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...

What's stiff and excites women?

Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....

What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...

A definition of God

A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...

I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose....

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

Missionary Position Impossible....