Jokes tagged as Celebrity

Clinton jokes

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?

A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to k...

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...

Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?

What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...

What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?

Here's a gross one: What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?

They both stick...

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...

Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his...

What's black and white and comes in little cans?

What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes ov...