Jokes tagged as Business

Sweet Revenge

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, an...

Business jokes

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been ar...

Salesmen jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

"O.K., you asked for it," the sale...

The corporate boat race

An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race o...

The results of a government study

For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the appr...

Stop being late to work

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...

The accident report

Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of t...

The work qualification test

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for...

Bosses versus Workers

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don'...

Looks bad on resume cover letters

1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references....

The copy machine handout

In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered...

Reasons to leave work

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen appliances.

2. Came dressed in only a towel....

Reasons to stay at work all night

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysa...

Keeping a high profile in an office

Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're...

Why did he fire you?

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"Replied t...

Japanese management lecture

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way...

Who is doing the work around here?

The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million...

A tight travel budget

All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Employ...

The ten ifs of employment

1. If it rings, put it on hold.

2. If it clunks, call the repairman.

3. If it whistles, ignore...

Repairing the phone

A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inc...