Jokes tagged as Bumper stickers

bumber sticker

So many pedestrians, so little time....

bumper sticker

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated....

Bumper Sticker

This is not an abandoned vehicle....

Life

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke....

waste of makeup

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup....

Clean my Kitchen

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen....

happily ever after

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after....

Happily ever after

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after....

people person

Do I look like a freakin' people person?...

not an office

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting....

Pardon my Driving

Pardon my driving, I'm reloading!...

Driving a Titleist

I'd rather be driving a Titleist...

Bush

The only Bush I trust is my own....

Animal

I love animals, they taste great...

Beam me up

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."...

Real Friends

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies....

Cleaning

The gene pool could use a little chlorine...

Idiot

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot....

Famous saying

He who laughs last thinks slowest!...

Lottery

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math....