Jokes tagged as Bumper stickers

waste of makeup

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup....

beam down my clothes

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."...

Where there's a will

Where there's a will, I want to be in it....

We are born naked, wet, and hungry

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse....

You're just jealous

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!...

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There's too much blood in my alcohol sy...