Jokes tagged as Blonde

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping...

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her ...

Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ?

A: She thought it was pregnant because ...

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?

A: Because she loved children....

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

A: To see what was on the other side....

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it wa...

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off....

Blonde and The Coke Machine

This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin...

Blond Alligator Shoes

Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine all...

Blonde's memo to her boss

TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie

RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood y...

Blonde's medical exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small wait...

Blonde and the Postman

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of we...

blonde and the bowling ball

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in ...

blonde and the washing machine

Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine,...

Blonde Q & A's

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What was...

even more blonde q and a's

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the...

last requests

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two gua...

Odd jobs

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to ...

blonde and the puzzle

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure,"...

cant stop with the q and a's

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q...