Jokes tagged as Blonde

smart blonde

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the ...

broken finder

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Do...

blonde getting a haircut

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair...

blonde swimmer

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the t...

painting blonde

One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. S...

Don't Eat the Brown Ones

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy ...

Lipstick on steering wheel

Q. Why did the blonde have lipstick smeared on her steering wheel?
A. She was trying to blow the h...

The Horn

Q: Why'd the blonde have lipstick smeared on her steering wheel?

A: She tried to blow the horn....

Fatal Attraction

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apar...

Tooth hurts

A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. ...

The Mailbox

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the h...

Dry Cleaners

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”...

Wednesday

A woman goes to her doctor complaining of exhaustion. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the...

Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss

TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie

RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood y...

Grenade

What do you do it a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull then pen and throw it back!...

Night alone

A blonde decided to rent her first porno. She went to the video store and picked out a tape iwth a t...

Puzzled

Q: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

A: Because th...

Jury definition

Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer...

Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up t...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and...