Jokes tagged as Blonde

Blonde Q & A's

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What was...

Eyes Light Up

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear!...

Jumpin' Off A Bridge

A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?

The brunette. The blo...

Blonde jokes

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's....

Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?

A: She burys it....

Blonde jokes

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells a...

Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag....

Blonde jokes

One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.She saw some kid...

A Blonde...

A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a ki...

A peculiar birthday card

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...

How do you confuse a blond?

How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?

What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....

A blonde decides to try horseback riding...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She...

How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?

How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear....

How do you change a blondes mind?

How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear....

How do you change a blondes mind #2?

How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer....

How do you confuse a blonde? #2

How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you con...

How do you drownd a blonde?

How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by...

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it ...